Markwayne Mullin after taking over for Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary.

Guys, relax! That’s just Stephen Miller.

I would have rather watched the Melania movie.

“The State of our Union is strong” is something Trump can’t say about the country or his marriage.

Trump has announced that he is closing down the Kennedy Center for two years for renovations after a bomb went off inside.

The Melania popcorn bucket doubles as a puke bucket

The Kennedy Center has been renamed to the Trump-Kennedy Center to honor both presidents with brain damage.

Don Jr. must have been relieved to find out he wasn’t the only one in the family who does blow.

Trump called Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton “crooked” for two VERY different reasons.

Karoline Leavitt answers questions about the Epstein emails.

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Trump: Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

Andrew Cuomo now knows what it’s like to get spanked when you didn’t want it.

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George W. Bush Gives A Heartfelt Eulogy for Dick Cheney:

If there was only a place where you could look up the definition of “word”…🤔

If you think the White House demolition is bad, just wait until you see what Trump’s doing to the Lincoln Bedroom.

I need some Tylenol.

I can’t wait to watch! - Trump

Wow! The last time Ted Cruz and I agreed on something was when he and I both liked the same tweet.

Wait you guys could afford Disney+?

Matt Damon is awfully quiet about this Jimmy Kimmel stuff. I wonder why?

This looks less like Trump and more like a Melania double in a fat suit.

Where is Trump? Have you looked on the Epstein list yet?

“HUGE NEWS! HOLLYWOOD’S SEXIEST CHRIS (PRATT) (NO HOMO!) WILL NOW BE THE NEW VOICE OF OUR MAHA LEADER BOBBY KENNEDY! BOBBY IS A GREAT MAN BUT AWFUL VOICE! TO MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN YOU HAVE TO SOUND HEALTHY! THAT’S WHY WE GOT CHRIS (NO LONGER FAT) PRATT TO GIVE BOB THE VOICE HE DESERVES!"

They fired the CDC Director, so they could afford Star Lord. Check out my entire @hard-drive.net article to learn more.

The Trump/Kennedy Center would be a fitting name honoring our two presidents with brain damage.

“If you release the Epstein files, I’ll jump!”

Trump’s Presidential Fitness Test will include sit-ups, push-ups, pull-ups, and a run to McDonald’s.

The “E” stands for Epstein, doesn’t it?