Duolingo for Martian (Mars Attacks dialect)

Trump: UAE is investing a trillion dollars to build a steel plant in Oklahoma.

That’s quite a steel plant.

I’m often fooled by the red herring.

Connections
Puzzle #1044
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One interesting thing, if you take the screen time of all the minor characters, all the Moe Greenes and Luca Brasis and everyone else, it adds up to maybe 1/10 of the various Italian Weddings screen time.

I watched The Godfather beginning to end yesterday, and it made me realize that I probably had never done that before.

So in French pants at singular but tights are dual. What a world.

Breaking Circus - (Knife in the) Marathon (US, 1985) YouTube video by VinylVague

Steve Bjerquist (?) is probably a bad person, but this is such a great song. youtu.be/5of0KsOkugs

Coming up on 40 years of me thinking Kid Charlemagne is Steely Dan’s best song. :(

I want to switch the last two

I’ll go: John Matthew Mark Luke

*band

Killdozer - Oh Little Town Of Deathlehem YouTube video by ripoffrecords

The best and ever (Killdozer) did several Christmas songs. But this one includes many safety tips.

youtu.be/-php_U-0llg

I was today years old when I realized Felt Good To Burn was a Flaming Lips song. Not that I thought it was an Elf Power song, but that’s the definitive version.

Peter Saul, 2025.

There has never been a moment in my life, and there never will be, that I was glad I saved ten dollars.

Kills every fucking body
All the glass,
All the monitoring equipment

There’s something about these psychopaths who love to murder people, and especially poor and disadvantaged people, that doesn’t sit well with me.

Hi guys

She Don’t Use Jelly is The Flaming Lips #FYFR

Birthday is Björk’s Flip Ya For Real moment.

Ian, your straightedge message has meant a lot to me over the years.

Deaner, come hither not for thy art truly the stallion

Dean Ween and Ian Mackaye have the same birthday?

He got me again!

This guy on instagram was like “no joke? This is the best jerk chicken I’ve ever had,” and all I can think is “what the fuck kind of joke would that be? How would anyone find that funny??”

Fair enough.

I have to start exercising more and losing a little weight, because in my current state my appetite is shrinking and I can’t eat as much, and I really don’t like that.

Danish National Anthem - "Der Er Et Yndigt Land" (DA/EN) YouTube video by BlueMarbleNations

youtu.be/oSwV-DJivQU

Very similar to the famous American product, but not so aggressively salty, and with a milder flavor and more tender bite. Folks, it’s good.

For some reason my grocery store had this Danish Spam. Will report back.

Claude, do *I* have any exploitable flaws?