Welcome to New England where Fenway is open and your snow shovel is still needed.
Did not have full sugar flake squall on my agenda but here we are… Fess up, which one of you took off your snow tires??
every white guy in the process of going down the algorithm rabbit hole should be given a collection of retro consoles, a steady supply of food, and a set of SummoningSalt videos
they can reenter society once they break a speedrun world record
“He was a star wrangler .. a celestial skysage who traded fear for wonder. Now he is riding the northern lights and skipping barefoot between the constellations…”
That’s a hell of a eulogy.
Fare thee well good sir. 🌈💀
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
I feel like lil man either has a side quest for me or is really really into Ween and can’t wait to tell you.
Asked AI to summarize “World War Z” as I couldn’t remember a chapter… *chef’s kiss* perfection. No notes.
Support local businesses… while we still have em.
I love the mental image of Elaine as Raquel *and* Raquel doing the Elaine Dance.
#happythought
I have a dog who “purrs” and a cat who barks… Ladora will fit in just fine with me.
Huh. The zipper on my back does a similar thing.
Seriously though… was this timeline scripted by Beavis + Butthead??
Sourdough is the best carb-based warm butter delivery method. (Bialy is a close 2nd)
I will be taking no questions at this time.
I just visibly shuddered remembering this…
Just realized… typo and it stays.
Waiting Room Derp Thoughts:
Are there epic offscreen fights between the members of the losing team in the Family Feud?
Like if you give an answer that even Steve Harvey’s eyebrows go WTF… do they get disowned in the Green Room?
#itsbeen7hrs #whereismutebutton
every day I come on here and there are 47 different things that are important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper and it is exhausting
let me stop living in interesting times please
Needs more Affleck…
NEW: Court records show Martin violated a judge’s order, ghostwrote online attacks on a judge and engaged in what experts called professional misconduct.
Such a track record might have derailed another lawyer’s career.
Not so for this Trump prosecutor.
Good I don’t want my tax dollars supporting that jackass dictator
…the noise I just made…
I don’t even care if real, my joy absolutely was.
Things that make my black heart sing with joy… purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka and driving the Kancamagus on a bluebird day with Shoegaze playlist on vol 11.
*deep inhale of mountain air*
*deep exhale of bullshit*
Today’s Mantra: Illegitimi non carborundum…
I also need a hug.
I’m at the Aquarium in Lisbon. Saw a big Sand Tiger Shark. They’re the only shark that farts. It didn’t have that information in the wall though. Would be better if it did.
I was going to say I can only have so much joy in my heart… but if the Grinch can grow 3 sizes so can I dammit.
Had a car pull up next to me in turn lane for MGH… heard the wife scream before he finished “she’s in labor can I cut?”
•0.o• DUDE WHAT?! JUST GO! •0.o•
He was clearly from “away”.
Anyone shocked that CSAM images were next after DMT-inspired dogs?
…prayin for tidal waves…
(CNN) A crew of four passengers — led by a cryptocurrency billionaire — is set to launch aboard a SpaceX capsule that will
stop right there, don't need to know more, already looking forward to it 🙏
I am slightly mad at that term, only cause I didn’t think of it faster.
Adding to the lexicon immediately.
You get 3 snaps and an around the world for that term.
Damn that was good.
DOJ: Attorney General Pamela Bondi Launches Compliance Review Investigation into Admissions Policies at Stanford University and Several University of California Schools, Advancing President Trump's Mandate to End Illegal DEl Policies
Hopefully the California schools have more fight in them than Columbia. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attor...
