Broke: Gluten Intolerance
Woke: Gluten Extravagance

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” - George W. Bush

Let me be frank

Bing bang boom, baby baster blasted barren

What’s vape dog

Right? Like, have people even seen the cost of tide pods recently? There are so many cheaper shit slinging boxes.

This kind of antisemitism is usually bad twice over because you make innocuous observations about Jewish life and you’re met with immediate vitriol, and then if you push back or complain about it, you’re “exaggerating” or “centering your minor complaints over more important things”

If Trump dies it won’t just be my hopes that is up

Requires a constitutional amendment and we simply don’t have the votes, sir

That’s ruff buddy

Excess in Cookies; Moderation in Cock: The Cookie Monster Story, by Ron Chernow. Pick it up at your local indie bookstore today.

There are a number of people who struggle with grasping that Christian support for Israel in the United States is predicated entirely on pushing the Jewish population out of the US and into Israel either for explicitly prejudiced reasons (I.e., go back where you came from) or for end-times reasons.

Are they bottomless or not, hoss?

I’m gonna fuck a thistle

I think this is a prime example of what many of us Jewish folks have been warning about for some time: allowing antisemites to weasel in on a valid movement WILL result in people accepting, adopting, and espousing antisemitic tropes and theories that they themselves believe they’re against.

Overly earnest answer: we should seek joy where we can find it!

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a moron

To be honest a big reason my personal engagement with Bluesky has decreased significantly is because I have seen the writing on the wall. We are *rapidly* approaching Twitter level of handwaving away antisemitism, even if we haven’t yet reached the level of open prejudice on display there.

Thanks man, we really appreciate it

The notoriously neutral Catholics, friends of Jews and Muslims alike

The New York Times better keep their filthy hands off of my cum mittens

The lack of growth in 7 seasons is meant to reflect the complete lack of moral and intellectual growth of white america since 1960.

In this essay I will

*nods*

Charles Mingus

I’d guess the proliferation of celebrity commercials is a side effect of the social media era which has redefined fame, what it takes to be famous, and how to profit from it.

What about if I cheeseboarded you?

I recently facilitated a school-wide picture day for my high school kids and I’d say it was roughly 50/50.

Hoping the tingling in your fingers is just frostbite

In my house I’m the dishwasher. So I guess the only right way to put the utensils in is sharp end first?

Pennsylvania’s porn searches are very respectful. Very demure.