Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado

Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado

I found it through a meme on reddit and now I have to follow you, it's like the perfect skeet and I love it

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

LOVELY!

"Taylor Swift" simple :)

Done 👍✨

It was a *banger* video tho

A już myślałem, że znowu zasnę przy zwyczajowym... czasami nas spotykają i dobre rzeczy :)

A black and white cat sitting calmly with a serene expression, looking wise and peaceful

The strongest has reached enlightenment…

A black and white cat is sitting inside a white bucket, looking relaxed and almost melted into its shape.

A black and white cat is sitting inside a white bucket, looking relaxed and almost melted into its shape.

He’s so relaxed, he turned into liquid

i am a swiftie and i don't see much of the content around her, skill issue I assume? if you start liking her, youtube will leave you alone

if you pay hundreds of dollars and attach a bodycam that feeds data directly into meta’s ad servers to your head to hear shit like “I love your setup with … soy sauce .. and … other ingredients” you are a world historical sucker. charles ponzi’s marks got nothing on you

screenshot of a homepage of store.taylorswift.com countdown on the top says 02:11:11 Expires August 13 at 7:00PM EST underneath there's a beam of light with a door in the middle and two locks in different shades of orange on the left bottom corner

Only two hours left til the reveal of Taylor Swift's new album. Or merch or whatever but NEW STUFF IS COMING OMG FINALLY!

Huh, what's that, a fan game?

A black and white cat wearing a red tie sits next to a tabby cat wearing a black tie. Both are looking at the camera with serious faces, dressed like office workers.

Meet Uni’s new coworker! :3

it's like a national holiday today ❤️

a photo of Margot Robbie as Barbie wearing a pink and white gingham dress with Ryan Gosling as Ken holding onto her wearing a pink and green striped shorts and shirt set ‘August’ by Taylor Swift is edited over Barbie’s body and there’s text saying ‘Me’ on top of Ken

salt airrrrr

5/5 would use

Very, very small black and white cat (@unicouninuni3) on white floorboards. Likely photoshopped.

tak wygląda PRAWDZIWY kot.

100%, i mentioned iDubbbz in a casual conversation a while ago and my friends immedately called him simp and laughed that he changed. It was sad to experience.

WE ARE SO BACK!!!

It's been almost 2 years since I joined bluesky, time flies so fast omg

we are getting old fellas

e1m6t3 part 1

op: x.com/snakesandrew...

żyje, ale co to za życie (mowa o każdej kaczce w stawie)

yea i'm "woke" ... said sleepy guy (this is a "satire" post)

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

I hope it's a good one, not the bad one