*Truly, cries in anything other than cis het white men*

*SOBS IN LESBIAN*

Wait, you’re telling me these are not just pre-spray tan and post-spray tan photos of the same woman?

Humans can still do great things. We just need better leaders who will do great things with us.

Thank you, Artemis II. Thank you, science.

No I will not be watching, sharing, or caring about that reboot of that horrid wizard lady's books. And neither should you, because - again - she is HORRID. #TransRights #FuckOffJK

Once again, I’m glad Maya Rudolph had a good night. #Oscars

YESSSS! Holy shit, that’s so great. And Lil Timmy has to watch. My god I hated that ping pong movie. #Oscars

I am happy for Maya Rudolph. I am happy for Maya Rudolph…. #Oscars

“Golden” always slaps. And can we talk about how objectively hilarious it is to see Leo and Gwyneth and Emma wave around giant glow sticks at the Oscars? Well done, KPop Demon Hunters crew. #Oscars

OMFG AND SHE IS SINGING THE WAY WE WERE #Oscars #Babs

I truly gay gasped when Barbra came out. #Oscars

I guess I’m just gonna have to be happy for Maya Rudolph with all these One Battle After Another Wins, aren’t I? #Oscars

So far the host, the best song nominee and one of the best short film winners have all bagged on little Timothée for his ballet/opera disses and honestly MORE. #Oscars

Jane Lynch appearance at the Oscars doubled my expected lesbian performances at this year’s ceremony. #Oscars

OMG. Seeing Zoe Saldana again reminded me that last year a movie musical following the journey of a trans Mexican drug cartel leader was not only a real thing but a top Oscar contender. #Oscars

Finally, a dystopian fascist tech oligarchy hellscape headline I don’t actually mind as much.

New York Times “Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk” headline from a 2016 Maureen Down column

Washington Post headline from today saying “In his second term, Trump has already ordered strikes on seven countries”

Anyway.

Breaking news alert from The New York Times: OpenAI said it would provide the Pentagon with A.I. tools hours after technology by Anthropocene, its competitor, was banned by that Orange Turd (President Trump).

Hey, remember when Sam Altman was abruptly fired from OpenAI back in 2023 - but only briefly? No reason, no reason. Hey, what was the plot of Terminator again?

Like this is what antitrust laws were MADE FOR. Yet the consolidation of right-wing, MAGA-approved media power continues unfettered. Nothing to see here! Enjoy your propaganda.

Yo, do antitrust laws still exist? Asking for America.

What could go wrong with one MAGA-loving family running Paramount, CBS, CNN, HBO, DC, Warner Bros, et al? Seems fine. I can't wait to see Kid Rock in the new season of White Lotus and Sylvester Stallone to take over as lead of The Last of Us. And you know what CNN has always needed? More Mel Gibson!

Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday Some transgender Kansans said they had received the letters from the Department of Revenue. Others hadn’t by Wednesday evening.

Invalidating trans people's driver's licenses in Kansas while also requiring ID to vote & not be deported is the point. After they're done erasing trans folks who do you think they'll blame next for everything? Fuck this fascist bullshit, protect trans lives.
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Dear sweet merciful Zeus, do yourself a favor and watch the Olympics Figure Skating Gala in FULL. Pandas, ninjas, silliness, grace, beauty, JOY. Should I be crying at this? I’m crying at this.

This is why I’ll never accept AI art. A whole industry just to recreate & reorder reality. Yet the beauty of human emotions don’t need enhancement. We’re doing it every day. Look at Alysa Liu's face. The JOY. Fuck off, AI.

Credit to human photographers: Matthew Stockman/Getty & Christophe Ena/AP

I finally figured out MrBeast. He's Gen Z Evel Knievel. Everything makes so much more sense now.

FUCK YEAH, FIGURE SKATING! ⛸️🥇

The British freaking monarchy facing more accountability on Epstein than our total immunity for everything President. Cool. Thanks, SCOTUS. I love it here.

This is why the only, repeat, THE ONLY response to Trump Administration demands should be, “Fuck you, make me!”

Damn. The Olympics really are hard. But the classy congratulations in defeat from Team USA stars like Ilia Malinin & Chloe Kim show it’s not really about winners and losers.

That was, not fun to watch.