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Posts by The Saurian Dominion ||
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Colored sketch comm for @sauriandominion.bsky.social! Kagebu has an unexpected encounter with Kenny 🐍❤️
QUETZOR — Espresso + any fruit flavor shots
Quetzor drinks coffee like it’s an accessory. Espresso because it’s dramatic and elite-coded; fruit shots because he wants it “exotic” and loud. He’ll critique everyone else’s drink choices while holding something that tastes like weaponized candy.
KOMODOUR — Black + extra sugar
Komodour wants the aesthetic of discipline (black coffee) but still wants it sweet because he’s not doing this to suffer. He’s picky about consistency: same cup, same amount, same routine. Otherwise, he gets quietly furious in the most “control freak” way.
GILATOSIS — Black / espresso / latte + literally anything
Gilatosis is a coffee dumpster, proudly. He’ll drink it any way, any temperature, any additives. The real bit: he hoards beans like loot, talks about “notes,” and then immediately ruins it with some unhinged add-on.
FLECK — Black / espresso / Americano + sugar + flavor shots
Fleck changes it constantly, stacks ridiculous flavor shots, and then drinks half of it while making everyone else smell it. He’ll also “accidentally” swap cups or spike someone’s drink just to watch the reaction.
DUALIN — Triple espresso + cinnamon or mint
Triple espresso because “anything less is a waste of time.” Cinnamon or mint because he likes flavors that announce themselves. He’ll drink it while talking too fast and gesturing with the cup like it’s a detonator.
COILBRA — Black / Americano + marshmallow flavor
He insists it’s black because he wants to look ruthless and refined. Then he adds marshmallow because he can’t help himself and doesn’t think anyone notices.
“I am a terrifying mastermind” followed immediately by “I deserve a little treat.”
CHROMELEON — LONDON FOG
Chromeleon’s order is quiet and oddly specific. Espresso because it’s efficient. The vanilla-lavender combo reads like an anchor—something familiar that keeps him steady without vulnerability. He drinks it slowly, often while standing somewhere he can watch an entire room.
BOOTTE — N/A
Bootte doesn’t drink coffee on principle. Contraband is contraband. If someone offers him a cup, he looks at it the way he looks at a sloppy formation: disappointed and offended. He uses coffee as a moral weapon—“You’re jittery and undisciplined. Fix it.”
BASILISK PRIME — Espresso or Americano + lavender
Basilisk drinks coffee like a ritual: measured, controlled, and slightly too refined for a war room. Lavender isn’t “cute,” it’s deliberate—calming, focused, almost medicinal. He doesn’t sip to enjoy it. He sips to control the room’s pace.
ANACLASH — Americano + extra sugar
He drinks it like it’s fuel between fights. Americano because it’s clean and fast; extra sugar because he likes the punch and doesn’t pretend otherwise. He’ll down it too quickly, then complain it’s “barely warm” because he’s already moving.
AETLA — N/A
Aetla doesn’t drink it. He treats coffee like “Earth stimulant noise” and refuses to let anyone see him need something. If he’s in a room where coffee is present, he ignores it like it’s beneath him—or uses the smell as a quiet insult (“You reek of habit.”).
Thanks to @caffeinebullets.bsky.social I have a list of the coffee orders for all of the Dominion members. I will post that later lol
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