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On a white background in black text the meme reads
“Regular back:
-will hurt eventually
-boring
-stupid bones
Backstreet's back:
-alright”

On a white background in black text the meme reads “Regular back: -will hurt eventually -boring -stupid bones Backstreet's back: -alright”

My back and I are no longer friends,
It creaks and pops and rarely bends.
I reached for socks - just socks, not far! Now I walk like I fought a car.

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I WAS HOPING FOR A PYRAMID

A photo of a gravestone with the above engraved on it

I WAS HOPING FOR A PYRAMID A photo of a gravestone with the above engraved on it

I WAS HOPING FOR A PYRAMID

My asks?

I was hoping for a less criminally insane country…

😃

#graves #memes

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Hand claps meme left hand says "Millenials" right hand says "Gen-X" text above says "beleving we'd all have to deal with quicksand in adulthood"

Hand claps meme left hand says "Millenials" right hand says "Gen-X" text above says "beleving we'd all have to deal with quicksand in adulthood"

We spent our childhoods preparing for a situation we will likely never end up in😂

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On a white background in black text the meme reads
“Regular back:
-will hurt eventually
-boring
-stupid bones
Backstreet's back:
-alright”

On a white background in black text the meme reads “Regular back: -will hurt eventually -boring -stupid bones Backstreet's back: -alright”

My back and I are no longer friends,
It creaks and pops and rarely bends.
I reached for socks - just socks, not far! Now I walk like I fought a car.

1 day ago 12 2 0 0
A meme that says “Me:hits my elbow
My entire nerve system:”
The image is a realistic one of an older white woman and man, but in the style of Picasso. He stands behind her, hands on her shoulders with his head next to hers, except their heads are mashed together with him eating an apple out of the side of her head where her eye should be. And his head is both facing us and towards her with the apple in his mouth.

A meme that says “Me:hits my elbow My entire nerve system:” The image is a realistic one of an older white woman and man, but in the style of Picasso. He stands behind her, hands on her shoulders with his head next to hers, except their heads are mashed together with him eating an apple out of the side of her head where her eye should be. And his head is both facing us and towards her with the apple in his mouth.

Good morning, skeeters. Mondays are the equivalent of hitting your funny bone.

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A meme that says “Me:hits my elbow
My entire nerve system:”
The image is a realistic one of an older white woman and man, but in the style of Picasso. He stands behind her, hands on her shoulders with his head next to hers, except their heads are mashed together with him eating an apple out of the side of her head where her eye should be. And his head is both facing us and towards her with the apple in his mouth.

A meme that says “Me:hits my elbow My entire nerve system:” The image is a realistic one of an older white woman and man, but in the style of Picasso. He stands behind her, hands on her shoulders with his head next to hers, except their heads are mashed together with him eating an apple out of the side of her head where her eye should be. And his head is both facing us and towards her with the apple in his mouth.

Good morning, skeeters. Mondays are the equivalent of hitting your funny bone.

1 day ago 9 1 0 0
A small bird with bright blue head and chest and russet collar peeks under its wing as if looking for something.

A small bird with bright blue head and chest and russet collar peeks under its wing as if looking for something.

“Where the heck did I put my keys…?” Western bluebird.
#ABCD #CaptionThis #BirdOfTheDay #Birds

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Chonky gray squirrel perched on the post rail trying to see if we’re open.

Chonky gray squirrel perched on the post rail trying to see if we’re open.

“Two things: One, are you still serving breakfast? Two, do you still take coupons?”

#SquirrelvilleCafe

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My cat made this post.

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A gray and white tabby cat has a play knife tucked under its right front armpit as it loafs on a bed. One side of its upper lip is stuck on its teefs. The caption says “when breakfast is five minutes late.” Meme by mememaker.ai

A gray and white tabby cat has a play knife tucked under its right front armpit as it loafs on a bed. One side of its upper lip is stuck on its teefs. The caption says “when breakfast is five minutes late.” Meme by mememaker.ai

Good morning skeeters. Happy Caturday to you and your cat. (Go feed them.)

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A gray and white tabby cat has a play knife tucked under its right front armpit as it loafs on a bed. One side of its upper lip is stuck on its teefs. The caption says “when breakfast is five minutes late.” Meme by mememaker.ai

A gray and white tabby cat has a play knife tucked under its right front armpit as it loafs on a bed. One side of its upper lip is stuck on its teefs. The caption says “when breakfast is five minutes late.” Meme by mememaker.ai

Good morning skeeters. Happy Caturday to you and your cat. (Go feed them.)

3 days ago 12 2 1 0
On a black background in white text the meme reads “I don't want to bring a +1 to the function, I want to bring a -1, like I want to be able to send somebody home that I don't like.”

On a black background in white text the meme reads “I don't want to bring a +1 to the function, I want to bring a -1, like I want to be able to send somebody home that I don't like.”

Good morning, skeeters & Happy Friday. If I have to be work, I definitely want to send someone home I don’t like.

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Definitely should be allowed

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Honestly, I'd be most inclined to use that -1 on myself.

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On a black background in white text the meme reads “I don't want to bring a +1 to the function, I want to bring a -1, like I want to be able to send somebody home that I don't like.”

On a black background in white text the meme reads “I don't want to bring a +1 to the function, I want to bring a -1, like I want to be able to send somebody home that I don't like.”

Good morning, skeeters & Happy Friday. If I have to be work, I definitely want to send someone home I don’t like.

4 days ago 7 1 0 1
An image of a UHAUL sign against a blue sky but the last three letters are missing so it says “UH”.

An image of a UHAUL sign against a blue sky but the last three letters are missing so it says “UH”.

Me when BlueSky goes down:

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An image of a UHAUL sign against a blue sky but the last three letters are missing so it says “UH”.

An image of a UHAUL sign against a blue sky but the last three letters are missing so it says “UH”.

Me when BlueSky goes down:

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Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.

It’s not the most photogenic picture of him. But it’s the best picture because it reminds me that he’s there for me, even when I pause on the stairs for long enough for him to lay down and wait patiently to find out where we’re going next.

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Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.

It’s not the most photogenic picture of him. But it’s the best picture because it reminds me that he’s there for me, even when I pause on the stairs for long enough for him to lay down and wait patiently to find out where we’re going next.

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The Swedish Chef Muppet is dressed in a full tux. The photo is in black and white. The meme text says “I don’t always Herdy dur mur flerpty floopin. But when I do, I yer der shmer dor her der foomty der shoopin flerpty dur.”

The Swedish Chef Muppet is dressed in a full tux. The photo is in black and white. The meme text says “I don’t always Herdy dur mur flerpty floopin. But when I do, I yer der shmer dor her der foomty der shoopin flerpty dur.”

Good morning, skeeters. Have a floop a durbin day.

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The Swedish Chef Muppet is dressed in a full tux. The photo is in black and white. The meme text says “I don’t always Herdy dur mur flerpty floopin. But when I do, I yer der shmer dor her der foomty der shoopin flerpty dur.”

The Swedish Chef Muppet is dressed in a full tux. The photo is in black and white. The meme text says “I don’t always Herdy dur mur flerpty floopin. But when I do, I yer der shmer dor her der foomty der shoopin flerpty dur.”

Good morning, skeeters. Have a floop a durbin day.

6 days ago 10 3 0 0
The Grandma on Computer meme: the caption says “Being introduced to a new system at work and I feel like this diva.”

The Grandma on Computer meme: the caption says “Being introduced to a new system at work and I feel like this diva.”

Listen, just because I work in the commerce software field doesn’t mean I’m great at all software.

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The Grandma on Computer meme: the caption says “Being introduced to a new system at work and I feel like this diva.”

The Grandma on Computer meme: the caption says “Being introduced to a new system at work and I feel like this diva.”

Listen, just because I work in the commerce software field doesn’t mean I’m great at all software.

1 week ago 6 1 0 0
On a pale pink background is an illustration of an opossum dragging a huge broad sword. The meme text above it says “TODAY'S SCHEDULE:
• AVOID PROBLEMS
• BECOME ONE.”

On a pale pink background is an illustration of an opossum dragging a huge broad sword. The meme text above it says “TODAY'S SCHEDULE: • AVOID PROBLEMS • BECOME ONE.”

Good morning, skeeters!

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Or D&D character

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On a pale pink background is an illustration of an opossum dragging a huge broad sword. The meme text above it says “TODAY'S SCHEDULE:
• AVOID PROBLEMS
• BECOME ONE.”

On a pale pink background is an illustration of an opossum dragging a huge broad sword. The meme text above it says “TODAY'S SCHEDULE: • AVOID PROBLEMS • BECOME ONE.”

Good morning, skeeters!

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Garak sits at the bar in Quark's, smiling and  holding up a glass of kanar. We also see the bottle in front of him. The caption reads, "I endeavor to keep living my life, if only to spite my enemies."

Garak sits at the bar in Quark's, smiling and holding up a glass of kanar. We also see the bottle in front of him. The caption reads, "I endeavor to keep living my life, if only to spite my enemies."

Times are tough, yet we persevere.

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekDS9

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An illustration of a left hand with red painted nails giving the middle finger - on our side of the middle finger is written or tattooed “Lady Like”

An illustration of a left hand with red painted nails giving the middle finger - on our side of the middle finger is written or tattooed “Lady Like”

Good morning, skeeters. Have a very lady-like Monday!

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CORRECT.

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An illustration of a left hand with red painted nails giving the middle finger - on our side of the middle finger is written or tattooed “Lady Like”

An illustration of a left hand with red painted nails giving the middle finger - on our side of the middle finger is written or tattooed “Lady Like”

Good morning, skeeters. Have a very lady-like Monday!

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