1001 Albums You Need to Hear Before You Die. Some of these choices are really bizarre. Today’s is Coldplay. I did not need to hear Coldplay before I died.

Doja Cat in a dress shaped like the Eye of Sauron.

The eye of Sauron.

celebs i’d cast in a lotr reboot: thread

MAD WITH RAGE, THE GORILLA STARTED TO WRECK THE STUDY-

it shouldn’t be callled “eating pussy”, it should be called “coochie smoochie”

Pablo Picasso got called an asshole a shitload of times. Jonathan Richman don’t know nothing

the Joke Understanders are out in full force here

you’re supposed to rip off multiple rubes and she focused on one really dumb rube, that’s where she slipped up

god forbid a woman get something nice for herself

Havin a wine and cheezit party

If I was a porn star and a lady I’d go with Bendyrdick Thundersnatch

Me: Pssst hey buddy you looking to buy?

*I open my trench coat to reveal dozens of wind chimes making the loudest noise ever*

1001 albums #58 - my geriatric goth ass feels nostalgic about clove cigarettes listening to this lovely album

"who need their globussy ate" below the text is an image of the globe, or, earth, cross sectioned such that she has what appears to be femme identifying genitals

happy earth day

When letting your beard grow out it changes day to day where you look either super hot or super disgusting. I started out this morning looking super hot and then some time this afternoon l switched over to looking super disgusting

They spent three years reporting on every instance of shoplifting across the country to propagandize america into thinking we need to give the cops even more money than before

They’re not sitting down for any more talks with JD Vance based on what happened last time

If a democrat doesn’t die of old age in office they don’t get a pyramid built in their name. Why should that be taken away?

NO GARFUKK, NO! NOT THE PENISPANTS

Garf fucking cathy and she’s saying ack ack ack

Metallica Load album cover, featuring jon drinking dog cum

jesus fuggin christ
deciding which of my nastiest garf images i should respond to that with

If you’re so stupid that you need a robot to tell you what to eat instead of just looking in the fridge and pantry, you should just live in a pod and slop up some gray nutrient sludge.

Dunno about you but I don’t need a lying robot to tell me my dinner should be peanut butter on a sponge with some dice stuck in it

I am an enjoyer of bossanova music as well as many other types of music. Some types of music I am not an enjoyer of. This album did not have much unenjoyable music. I enjoyed it.

ain’t all cramped up so that’s a plus

Yeah I think so

Cat staring up from workout mat

Cat demanding scritches while i stretch

Cat trying to lick my arm while I stretch

Cat staring up from workout mat

Every time I stretch out after jogging he comes over like “my god man are you alright?” and tries to comfort me

are you supposed to carry it like a purse? what is happening

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

same noise except dude ain’t wearing the mask