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Posts by Kumail Nanjiani

I don't have much time today. I have a lot of work to do. So I am going to sit here for the next three hours, focus, and do nothing else until I get it all done.

*three minutes later*

Google, why is Chris Isaak in Silence of the Lambs?

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Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode
Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode YouTube video by Taskmaster

You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...

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You have my sword.

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Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode
Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode YouTube video by Taskmaster

Look it’s me in my favorite show. And again I must stress: I am NOT doing this show because of Jason. I was a fan before him.

Thrilled to be on my favorite show with people I genuinely love. Alex is there as well.

youtu.be/oRfHA2d3DhM?...

1 week ago 1383 112 66 17
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CDC delays publishing report showing covid vaccine benefits The acting CDC director cited concerns with the methodology, but the design has long been used to test vaccine effectiveness.

Exclusive: The acting director of the CDC has delayed publication of a report showing the covid-19 vaccine cut the likelihood of ER visits and hospitalizations for healthy adults last winter by about half, according to two scientists.

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WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump promises strikes on Iran’s power plants and bridges on Tuesday if the Strait of Hormuz isn't reopened.

Seung Min Kim @seungminkim WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump promises strikes on Iran’s power plants and bridges on Tuesday if the Strait of Hormuz isn't reopened.

textbook sanewashing

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I am somehow listed on the WonderCon website as doing a panel this weekend. I was never approached about it and never said yes to it. I have no idea what they’re talking about. I will NOT be at WonderCon this weekend.

3 weeks ago 330 22 33 4
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It’s me on my favorite show!

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'The White Lotus' S4 Adds Max Greenfield, Kumail Nanjiani, Chloe Bennet 'The White Lotus' Season 4 has added Max Greenfield, Kumail Nanjiani, Chloe Bennet, Charlie Hall and Jarrad Paul as recurring.

VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS:

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1 month ago 706 21 35 6

The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man.

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He sucks duck dicks by the duck dock. (Corkscrew duck dicks by the duck dock, to be anatomically precise.)

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If you want to feel better for a moment, watch the short film The Singers on Netflix. It's nominated for an Oscar, and in this moment I am profoundly grateful for art that makes me feel hopeful. Please watch it.

2 months ago 564 55 20 3
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Posting about ICE on Instagram is now enough to get you an “administrative subpoena.” 👀

@nytimes.com $META
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

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Happy Valentines Day to my eternal co op partner, the player one to my player two, my fellow forever favorite indoor kid. @emilyvgordon.bsky.social

The artists behind these Indoor Kids artworks:
Kevin Nally
John Sperry
Andrew Nixon
Mark Moriarty

2 months ago 381 11 5 0
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Step stool always at the ready for Dave

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Big therapy guy. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

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Once you get in Latitudes you know you've made it

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I do not miss the good old days. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

2 months ago 336 41 9 4

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.

(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

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Ok yes! I have actually only played the second two.

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Love both those games. Loved Deathloop as well, although not as much as the two Dishonoreds.

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Just reiterating how excited I am to be working on the Sex Criminals show. Been a big fan of the comic forever, & Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky have been extremely supportive during this process. Thrilled they trusted us with their wonderful work.

And yes this will mess up my google search forever.

2 months ago 595 25 23 2
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Gods walk amongst us

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Can we ever get just one piece of good news? Thanks.

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Q: So you're not pulling back in Minnesota?

TRUMP: No no. Not at all.

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Thanks Mo! Thrilled we get to make it!

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A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals.

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Tragedies of the Dad and Donatello varieties. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

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Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”

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It's barely been a year.

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