It would be a lovely fillip to our tourism industry too.

@channel4tv.bsky.social You can now do the second best ever episode of 24 Hours in Police Custody (The antiques Doctor being the best, obviously)

Paddington nearly ran me over.

I was crossing a road when a car screeched to a halt and Michael Hordern was at the wheel. My brain told me not to stop and wave at Paddington but it was a close run thing.

I lent my umbrella to Andy Serkis.

Thank you!

Exactly.

A woman in lavender pajamas sits cross-legged on her bed, Bible in hand and a snack of crackers and fruit beside her, while Jesus stands in the doorway, or it could be an ax murderer dressed like Jesus, like in the Joan Collins Santa Claus segment of Tales from the Crypt.

Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someone’s FB profile photo, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

Does anyone ever get sad about not being able to know what happens in future history after you're dead? No? Just me?

Oh hi, me too!

Misread TV schedule 'AFCON live' as 'GAFCON live' and was much bemused. #niche

I'm not sure he's even trying (offers scritches)

Thanks for clarifying :)

How long until we learn he has a history of DV, do we think? Less than a week? Because there's no way that's *not* going to happen.

This is an excellent idea and the stranger tells you to do it.

My question: why is fox trying to eat mouse?

WANT

Bless you for answering the door and offering refuge. Stay warm.

...I think these are excellent wellness goals for everyone, actually.

HOT TO GO x MICKEY - Chappell Roan, Toni Basil (FULL MASHUP) YouTube video by AnDyWuMUSICLAND

The definitive version.
#TOTP

Watching West Side Story. I'm not criticising, but I've got to think that having your super secret romantic meeting on a NY fire escape (and singing your hearts out) has got to be the least discreet location possible.

He's a very dapper chap

A small fluffy dog wearing his special sequinned bow tie, wishes you all a very happy and peaceful Christmas* week.

*Other festivals may apply

Been there. You have both my sincere and mocking sympathies.

(We went for a Doro, as recommended by Which)

👐🏼🧀👐🏼

TBQH, there's no blood on it, so it doesn't really follow your organisation's theme. Sad effort.

Finally, science does something good

Best. Tweet. Ever!

Shouting "yes. ahaha. fuck off" as I send my last email of the year.

Internet ad for “Condescending tumble dryer” for £70.

“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”