Posts by Tom Ziller
Anyone got a smoke for me? Jfc
Yikes
These two teams stress me out when they play each other.
It’s *only* 2,177 miles from Sac State to the nearest MAC football stadium. Light work. Stingers up, up and away. $217.70 and fees for #charitibundibowl @edsbs.bsky.social
Not lizard season yet. Give us another month and I'll tell you more about the lizards.
Wrote about Saturday's Games 1. Feeling good about the Knicks and Nuggets. The Rockets should be embarrassed. www.teamziller.com/luke-kennard...
Look, I picked the Knicks to win it all in the preseason. What could possibly have happened in the past six months to make me change my mind?
Predicting all 15 playoff series to come. I dropped the paywall for this one. What could go wrong? (Did I just hear someone whisper 'Bing Bong'?) I said, what could go wrong? (Did I just hear someone scream 'BING BONG'?) www.teamziller.com/nba-playoffs...
best thing in my inbox every day for shit like “another podcaster destroying kawhi” lol
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)
7 Seconds or Less Phoenix Suns (2004-10)
When a massive star dies there is often a supernova before it collapses into a black hole. www.teamziller.com/warriors-vs-...
The Giannis question impacts a couple of these teams (most centrally the Bucks). I think a couple of squads could go either way, too: try to bounce back immediately and bottom out another year. Lottery reform is scrambling expectations.
Wrote about the near-term outlooks of the 10 eliminated teams, ranking them in order of next year's most likely record. Pacers are obviously No. 1. I have the Jazz No. 2, Mavs No. 3 and Zards No. 4. www.teamziller.com/best-tank-te...
Appropriate end to the regular season: a star playing min minutes just to be eligible for awards, no games in which both teams needed to win, teams punting seeding opportunities, the Magic tripping over themselves, a dozen players without official NBA headshots. www.teamziller.com/summer-leagu...
Here's your next tanking investigation, Adam Silver.
I didn't think it was possible for anyone to come remotely close to instilling less confidence as head coach of the Sacramento Kings than Luke Walton. This 'fan favorite' might have done it.
Citation needed. www.nytimes.com/athletic/718...
Special Sunday newsletter heading into the final NBA regular season day. I'm kind of pissed that the Nuggets decided to punt the last two games. Are they that afraid of the Wolves? Or the Spurs? Or are they just being annoying? www.teamziller.com/nuggets-thun...
The 2003-04 Detroit Pistons of snacks. Shockingly good. Greater than the sum of its parts.
Wrote about Doug Christie and the Kings being FULLY AND TOTALLY EXONERATED on tanking charges, which thus proves the coach is merely fully and totally bad at his job. www.teamziller.com/doug-christi...
If you've never given this reaction, I don't know you
*skis, dammit
I know nothing about them and could certainly be wrong but this clip alone makes me believe this is a healthy relationship (romantic, platonic or familial, whatever it is).
Thankfully, my moments doing the "eh, you're right" face in response to vociferous clapback usually happen in relative privacy, not while eating $20 chicken strips in a half-empty arena during a dreadful NBA game with a bored cameraman searching for something interesting.
As a dude who sometimes gets over his skies talking to his most trusted advisor (wife in my case), I empathize with this guy. He seems prepared and willing to take constructive criticism. Also, the Pacers gear in this clip is incredible.