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Posts by Eggscellent Uncle Grocer

if you are a rich guy who owns a small business, and you think it would be cool to have a "funny" or "offbeat" company handbook or policies instead of boring HR boilerplate, just imagine what it's gonna be like to sit in a deposition and have people read it out loud to you, cause that WILL happen

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The British past time of dying in NJ is ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

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Bsky sorted itself so I went back and read the posts from yesterday ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

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An assortment of vinyl records spread out on a wooden dining room table.

Back row left to right: Morta Skuld Creation Undone, Deftones Around the Fur, Fugazi Margin Walker, Minor Threat Minor Threat

Middle row left to right: Com Truise In Decoy, Wax Poetic Wax Poetic, Husker Du Metal Circus, Kendrick Lamar Good Kid mAAd City

Front row left to right:Czarface Stress Eater, Nightmares On Wax Echo 45, Refused The Shape of Punk to Come

An assortment of vinyl records spread out on a wooden dining room table. Back row left to right: Morta Skuld Creation Undone, Deftones Around the Fur, Fugazi Margin Walker, Minor Threat Minor Threat Middle row left to right: Com Truise In Decoy, Wax Poetic Wax Poetic, Husker Du Metal Circus, Kendrick Lamar Good Kid mAAd City Front row left to right:Czarface Stress Eater, Nightmares On Wax Echo 45, Refused The Shape of Punk to Come

Pretty good day at the record store.

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Me trying to be normal

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Lucky for me customer service still has them in stock and said they'd replace it ๐Ÿ˜€

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Do I want nationwide, safe, and effective public transit options? Yes of course. But that's future Ryan's problem. Until then pass the popcorn.

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A television displaying a still image from the animated movie, Akira. On the screen a nuclear blast devastates a city.

A television displaying a still image from the animated movie, Akira. On the screen a nuclear blast devastates a city.

A television displaying an animated blast crater with the title Akira in red and all caps.

A television displaying an animated blast crater with the title Akira in red and all caps.

Stopping to appreciate the classics.

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a group of cartoon characters are standing on a hill looking at a statue . ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing on a hill looking at a statue .

First thing that came to mind.

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Mysterious cross-shaped stone unearthed near Watertown airport A cross-shaped stone at least 12 feet tall was unearthed during construction of an industrial park near the Watertown International Airport.
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Share one of your favorite TV characters who did not start out as a series regular.

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Badger it's 420 you can't be out here sharing nightmare blunt rotations like this ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Never had this happen before. K bought me some records, one of which is a double album. We open it up and we received two disc 2s instead of a disc 1 & 2.

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80s TV commercial classic | X Fighter Bed | #funny #comedy #starwars
80s TV commercial classic | X Fighter Bed | #funny #comedy #starwars YouTube video by 80s Parody Channel

Did they make a knock-off Y wing version? Asking for @xoofxos.bsky.social

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A picture of our brown and white pitbull Emma sitting on our carpeted stairs as the sun beams in from a window.

A picture of our brown and white pitbull Emma sitting on our carpeted stairs as the sun beams in from a window.

Solar powered pittie

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the tech fascists think they are so clever and smart but their entire worldview is just a bunch of stale apologetics for race hatred and fascism

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Four records on a wooden table. Upper left corner is the album Sentimental by Miami Nights. The album cover is a beach scene bathed in pink with neon lights coming from various sources. Upper right is Gunship's self-titled album. The album cover is black with a dark pink sun coming up from behind a geometric mountain. Lower left is Reflections by Timecop1983. The album cover is a colorful galaxy starscape with the band's name and album title in the center, over a few black triangles. Lower right is Unicorn by Gunship. The album cover is a reflective silver with a woman in a red dress standing in front of a white unicorn. Both have black hair.

Four records on a wooden table. Upper left corner is the album Sentimental by Miami Nights. The album cover is a beach scene bathed in pink with neon lights coming from various sources. Upper right is Gunship's self-titled album. The album cover is black with a dark pink sun coming up from behind a geometric mountain. Lower left is Reflections by Timecop1983. The album cover is a colorful galaxy starscape with the band's name and album title in the center, over a few black triangles. Lower right is Unicorn by Gunship. The album cover is a reflective silver with a woman in a red dress standing in front of a white unicorn. Both have black hair.

We stan synthwave in this house. Got the hubs 4 records for his birthday on Tuesday! Two from Gunship, one from Miami Nights, and one from Timecop1983.

#Vinyl #NowSpinning

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"Still punk as fuck" I whisper as I fetch my heating pad from the microwave

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Early birthday present.

Gunship

Gunship, 2015

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Matthew Savoie first hat trick
Matthew Savoie first hat trick YouTube video by Walker

Play La Bamba for Savoie, baby!

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the word you 're that is on a baseball player 's jersey ALT: the word you 're that is on a baseball player 's jersey
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So glad I brought my over ear headphones with me to the dealership. Way too much going on in here sonically.

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a man wearing a edmonton oilers jersey is talking into a microphone and says pretty cool Alt: Zach Hyman wearing an edmonton oilers jersey is talking into a microphone and says pretty cool
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And yeah, put it with Kate Miller accidentally quoting the Handmaid's Tale with the pile of evidence that they're getting all their pop culture secondhand and devoid of context from the pocket plagiarism generator.

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Drop your crime-fighting Catholics.

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They are not beating the allegations.

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Let me preface I know my opinion is not theologically or biblically sound, however I was telling Mamma Grocer JD is the reason we should not take converts.

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Elder Scrolls 6 is taking too long. The Lantern of the Laughless Saint #gaming #elderscrolls #games
Elder Scrolls 6 is taking too long. The Lantern of the Laughless Saint #gaming #elderscrolls #games YouTube video by NerveLabs

*the Morrowind appreciator has logged on*

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The hardcover of Platform Decay, art by Jaime Jones, stacked in a cardboard box with padding air bags.

The hardcover of Platform Decay, art by Jaime Jones, stacked in a cardboard box with padding air bags.

So this arrived today:

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