Ah, but what if you started drinking plain black coffee with no sugar when you were still a child? Old before your time I suppose.

Smoking is pretty fucking bad for you to be fair

I'm sure all the people saying "don't drop it then" have never accidentally dropped anything or knocked anything over in their lives. How fortunate they are.

Clearly you've not watched enough Numberblocks. Octoblock is fantastic, Nine is just a sneezy square.

All been at Sunderland for a bit in between as well.

I've seen The Prodigy live 3 times. The first time I was kicked in the nose, the second time I fainted and vomited and the third time I cracked a tooth. They looked so good at Glasto just now, I'd love to see them again but with my record I'm scared I'll end up with a broken leg or something.

I would recommend freezing Cadbury Creme Eggs. Changes the texture of the middle fondant stuff and gives it more bite.

Once saw someone at my old work putting crisps in the office fridge. Thought it was weird and decided to try it myself with Walkers and Wotsits. Didn't really change the Walkers, I think the Wotsits had a faint moistness that isn't usually present. Would not recommend.

I'm unlikely to vote as I can't remember my Discord login, but it's between Matthew and Dave for me (although some great picks in all the lists - Gregory Horror Show! Love that game).

It's Santa With Muscles.

Twitter has gone from my phone and I'm feeling good about it 🥳

I don't care how brazen this is: if this gets 20 reposts I'll post about one of the greatest tasks of my Taskmaster series, which would be talked about today as much as the trouser theft/texting/song etc, but which was NEVER BROADCAST ON THE SHOW. Or 10, whatever. I'd probably do it for 1.