Buddy, if we can hold hands, I'll be right there with you

I HOPE that women take over the world soon, please spare me, I'm an idiot, but a nice idiot

I think I am probably the ONLY Magic fan on this site

Queerty Pastor says he used oral sex to "suck demons" out of men

That's one way to do it

The US has this lethal of an asset just hanging around and hasn't used it yet?!?!

Thank you! I survived

Unfortunately heading to emergency surgery, hope I see y'all on the other side, ✌️

Eggs

So I have an FAA contract, it requires me and my employees to go up into "the cab" (which is what they call the tower) the FAA controllers are PISSED and extremely stressed, and my airports are considerably smaller than Laguardia

SPARTY YES!

GREAT JOB, FIU

I've always considered wrestling to be an action/combat soap opera

What were they doing shooting over Kuwait? They're like one of the five Arab nations that don't hate us

WELL, at least the anti war president didn't start a wa.....wait what?

South Korea FUCKS, I'm so sorry this is so goddamn stupid

I think this is the dumbest thing I've ever posted

Only one man can raise the bar

Was he okay, or???

Man, RIP to Joey Knight, I disagreed with him on some things but he was always cordial and pleasant to deal with

Feel like it's rare to find a fellow American who roots for my CFL team's rival, Roughriders all the way lol

Kat, you are an absolute queen

I live in Daytona, I have absolutely no interest in NASCAR, but if bubba wins I'm going to go out and climb a light pole in solidarity with Philadelphia

USF gotta be on the doorstep of quad 1 with a win here, right?

It was a learning moment for me lol

I got one that I thought meant heaven, went to college, and my roommate told me it meant sky, he and all of his fellow Taiwanese friends made fun of me lol

Oh, OH

Lol

Second worst burn of my life, in middle school I got dared to put a sour skittle up my nose, still remember that one 20 years later

Goddamn it I just snorted Mcdonalds sprite through my nose