MOOD …even tho i procrastinated my most essential adult tasks all week and it’s fully my own fault 🫣

🤤 (respectfully) #LCDLF6

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opening up all the windows that work bc it finally smells like spring AND it’s gonna rain tonight 😻
(ive decided im in my whimsy era)

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the way gel nails literally, temporally, objectively, dry 10x faster than classic polish, and yet…
somehow, my stupid perfectionism always makes what COULD mathematically be a 30min full mani ~actually~ take me atleast 3hrs 😣😵‍💫

#nailart #nailsky (is that a thing yet?)

the absolute audacity…. im so heated #LCDLF6

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WHATTTTTTTT ?!?!!!!!! NO NO NOOOOOO NOT DOÑA LAURA 😩
THIS IS CRIMINAL #LCDLF6

GODDAMN YORIFLAN 😭 welp adios divo, your crazy fits will be missed, bc I KNOW zapata and caeli better not be going anywhere 🤬 #LCDLF6

hes giving

👏👏👏 drag him joshyyyy #LCDLF6

😻😻😻😭 omg thank you, i needed this seratonin so bad

ARE THEY BRINGING MISS PR IN JUST TO BE CELINEES NEW OP ??! 😭 PRIMAS LETS NOT FIGHT 💔🇵🇷🇩🇴 #LCDLF6

tuning in late and WHAT in the beast games is “the portal” 👀 #LCDLF6

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melissa mccarthy fondling jeremy culhane on #SNL is THEE definition of “not on my bingo card”—
and yet… TWICE THIS SEASON ?!?!!!

absurd. incredible. what even is this timeline
( cc: @dropout.tv ) 💛

Charli xcx on how she’s feeling right now “so tired, to be honest”

it’s finally friday but this week has beat my ass so i’m too tired to be social

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“we’re cut from the same cloth” is such a subtle dog whistle, but it gives me the infinite ick, i hate it #survivor50

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meanwhile, aubry continues to bum me out 😓 bc she NEVER looks like she’s having any fun…
like, at best she’s playing hard but very well, despite anxiety— but at worst 👀 (& increasinglyy worse each subsequent season) she just seems, so, pressed and stressed, and frankly, miserable? idk #survivor50

and i increasingly fear that jonathan is getting a winners edit 😰💀 #survivor50

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just rewatching ep6 and cackling at the little details i missed before- like steph’s 4 different drinks, and jonathan cheers-ing himself with his fresh 2ND shark bowl with his empty one 😭

i hate how much this worked to make me crave applebees #survivor50

and well that’s all i have to say bout that 👀🪦

(for gen & kam) do you think there was holes in your game you missed in the moment, that you later saw in the edit— or do you feel like your boot was a result of unlucky twist/swap screw? 🤍

a certified classic™️
@dril.bsky.social

not the billie eyelash piggie idol 💀

now THIS would have been an interesting twist

SAY THAT 👏 #survivor50

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not colby’s funeral 😭
i mean good for him… but i do hope jeff lightly roasts him FOREVER for soft-quiting #survivor50

NOOOOOOOOO thoughts and prayers to all my #kamillitary out there 💔
“DRAG THAT MAN THROUGH THE MUD”  #survivor50

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tiffany with the buff bow AND gushing about video games?! i love her your honor #survivor50

why does jonathan have one tiddy out like it’s the 99’ vmas ??? #survivor50

IKTR 👏👏👏

not emily speculating on colby’s medevac like she’s on here yapping with us 😅 #survivor50