OKAY, DOOMER

~*still smokes not cigarettes*~

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I can’t believe I used to smoke cigarettes

This game is so ugly 😅

Welcome to The Life - don’t get bit by a snake

Wemby’s poor face 😭😭😭

YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF, SIR

They really have the best timing

He really is so good!

Genes are wild right

I only get fomo regarding the energy of sports and live music events BUT NOT TONIGHT

Spurs playoff tickets tonight 🤩

I am GIDDY thinking about the energy of that arena

Realizing Yellowcard is playing in Walmart like they’re the fuckin’ oldies 🥲

I don’t have that type of money lmao

Ohhh yes duh!! Love this!

Definitely planning to add gift cards for a ride service or two! It isnt available where we live, but i know it is where she’s moving.

Like I can’t thank her enough or tell her how much she means to us so this is a big chance to do so in one type of way

So far I have a clear stadium bag with a neutral strap & I think I’ll add a second, a 5 ingredient college cookbook, one of those clothing stitch guns…she loves my pimple patches and tanning spray so adding those, as well…then going along with everything else yall have suggested, as well. 😅

She was at my house for 13 hours Friday for party prep and did not add it to her billed time 🤯

“I wasn’t working, I was just helping you!”

(She was still paid for it, but like wow I love her)

Our nanny graduates next month & I want to give her a giant gift basket.

I dropped the ball big time for her bday and Christmas this year bc she’d been off and I straight up forgot. 🫠

She’ll start freshman year of college in August. Help!

I got her iced coffee neoprene koozies recently she loved

I feel like such a boomer, how easily I’m fooled by them

Thank you!

I got a Wemby shirt instead - Wemby is universal

Thanks, lovelies! It was a whirlwind of a weekend

Also, my kid turned 4

I got a sinus infection, 2 silent auction gala wins, spurs playoff tickets, and an ear infection for my 37th birthday

We’re going to the spurs playoff game Sunday and I really want a “former Mavs fan” - related shirt

Never been so grateful for an ear infection

Bday party scheduled for Saturday

My guy just spiked fever 🥲😵‍💫

3 days until party 😵‍💫