It really bugs me how people all just decided that rangers are synonymous with archers. Often using the terms interchangeably and making joke posts for D&D 5e which say ‘just play a fighter and take some ranged attack feats’.

I still can't believe that motherfucker has a job. Like if I got caught gooning on a work account while everyone was mad at me for letting jesse singal inside, I'd be fed to dogs

I used to say he shoulda been Bond! I didn't know they did a screen test!!!

They often are

Devouring Mother would make a good band name

It wouldn't be a good enough riff on the op

www.tiktok.com/@imperialwar...

The only mother I'd like to fuck is the Holy Mother Church

I do it with a middle part but EXTREMELY THIS

also acting like in many parts of the country we don't have defacto segregation.

when I taught school it was at a school that was 98% black

I think if you were to view Trump as a second coming of Nero to Own the Libs as was understood by a mystery cult to him that competed with Christianity and likely is where the concept of Antichrist comes from, yeah

As someone who was Highly Qualified (TM) to teach American Civics, they're not telling you fucking anything that helps you understand our current constitutional crisis

Me senior year of high school: [fills holes in Cybele's mythology with trans lesbian egg yearning]

Me when my egg first cracked: Oh. I added all that shit because I am a trans lesbian

Me after reading more about her now: THAT STUFF WAS THERE AND THEY DIDN'T TELL ME

But like there's literally a part where he's like "am I to be her slave and maenad and live among the does and pigs?"

Catullus uses gallae because it's the feminine form lol

Look I was weird about her BEFORE I read it, and then I read this and... and... and...

I was gonna say "2 and 3 are *definitely* connected" but like Cybele really does unite all three of them together

They are if you worship Cybele

I'VE FINALLY DISCOVERED ALL 3 TYPES OF FEMALE FANTASIES! Being last seen walking into the deepest part of The Woods Fucked into perfect oneness with The Flesh Eternal Mommy

yeah I... I have all of these

"You're gonna feel a bit of pressure-" every doctor immediately right before doing something that causes you intense shooting pain

HyperNormalisation (2016)

Miranda in her webcam

My hair is too good for it to be midnight

He does say he disowns it but like also I mean he wrote it and fuck him forever

it is not "defending caitlyn jenner" to say that's it's bad to cheer on state mandated sexual humiliation on principle

Most families in Tatooine are existentialist and halal

One of the biggest pieces of solidarity between me and my wife

Yaldabaoth made patriarchy, or so I'm told

The Isle of Wight is pretty rough

The Isle of Man is the cruellest and bloodiest regime imaginable.