Tar and feather them

One day I was a care free child exploring the world and then I watched 2000 people die on live TV when I was 6 and haven't been the same since

To be fair the Bible says you know men's hearts but considering most these days are born without one I do understand the confusion

We aren't collectively angry enough yet. Get angry.

#Pinks 🌸

In the future, our history lessons will probably be accompanied by various contemporary memes surrounding whatever historical event the teacher is discussing.

Something growing up with the internet didn't prepare me for has been a lot of curated playlists I loved becoming inaccessible due to some host platforms becoming insufferable to interact with. #ijustreallymiss2009lol #imgonnausehastagsliketumblrtagsandyoucantstopme

It's the way they change their minds that freaking fast after calling for the heads of their political opponents. How do so many giant toddlers get these positions?

The schadenfreude I get from watching boomers try desperately to sell their house at such insane prices only to be summarily ignored while they spiral into financial ruin has been a highlight this year for me.

Please don't 😭

Right?

Unfortunately, I Think This Is True….

Deportation without representation is beyond insane

#memes #lotr

This is Zoey. She was so asleep that the post-nap big stretch included her mind, body, and soul. 12/10

Hey sorry, I wasn't ignoring what you said. My brain just takes 5 seconds to process speech and your brain perceives 4 seconds of silence as a rejection.

If I see your ass using high beams while it's foggy out I want you to know you're a moron. That is all.

If you've ever been through my drive thru and gotten excited at the sight of your order, you're an absolutely precious angel on this earth and I hope you enjoyed your drink from the bottom of my heart. You make my job worth doing. #baristathings

So there's this cool ass little town in Norway called Rjukan and it's in shadow most of the year. This is an art installation by artist Martin Andersen and engineer Jonny Nersveen consisting of 3 mirrors on the surrounding mountains that create a spotlight in the town square. #coolthingsijustlearned

Stealing memes

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#meme #memes

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

I'm gonna post a few of my favorite pictures of me just so I have this proof that I do think I'm beautiful sometimes. Thanks K byeeeeeee

Have a dank ass Christmas 🎄

I was vaccinated as an infant and yeah I'm super glad I never got chicken pox man I see my older neighbors with rickets sores and it breaks my heart. I got bronchitis a lot so I'm thankful I never got polio or mumps. Vaccines are why I'm not walking with a cane at 30. Thank goodness for vaccines.

We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.

We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

I love the term "plastic coffins" lmao