bluesky is truly JUST like 2011 twitter was, with the only difference being that we're all much more mentally ill now

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 • 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

TikTok is masturbation for asexuals.

Definitely thinking I chose the worst month in American history to do Dry January.

well fuck my childhood I guess

I forget what it’s called.. manage a pizza place, I think?

We gotta just start killing people

Trans rights are human rights.
If you disagree please stop talking to me, stop looking at my work, stop talking to my friends, and unfollow me. You are not welcome here. I’m done trying to educate people who refuse to believe anything that isn’t spoon fed to them by literal n*zis.

i always consult my cabal of ‘most miserable and emotionally detached posters’ before choosing if i should publicly enjoy something

my favorite game to play when determining the root cause of any global or political strife is “ronald reagan or 9/11?”

i didn’t have a jimmy carter joke or take ready. he should’ve waited and died later

Last day of the trip to the parents’ house, which can only mean one thing: time to be tasked with making a 12 year old computer that hasn’t been updated in 6-7 years function.

*girl with too many games on her backlog voice* I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PLAY

if you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it

not someone on the bus talking on the phone to someone about how if OJ was innocent luigi mangione should be too lmfao

Sketch requests
ocs are allowed
picking only 4, warm ups so might be scuffed

pic for attention

nothing bruises my ego more than when a game asks me if I'd like to try again on a lower difficulty.

Who was the guy who was fine with putting two bathrooms against the kitchen counter side by side down a secret Bathroom Hallway™️?

A nightmare floor plan.

New nightmare floor plan just dropped.

Stunning and brave

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

HOT TO GO!, but specifically the Kidz Bop version, is stuck in my head.

I hate it here.

This is so hot-bisexual-PTA-mom-but-only-joined-the-PTA-because-she-was-sick-of-Carol’s-bureaucratic-bullshit-all-the-time coded and I love it.

Dog girl Wicked yuri art.png

Text reading “Authorities have the name of Brian Thompson’s suspected killer: NYC Mayor Adams”

C’mon, @nypost.com.web.brid.gy. There’s gotta be a better way to phrase that

Little hyena fellow lookin blissfully at a computer screen and commenting about that a game they're looking at seems neat Then they see the install size is 100 gigabytes and scrunch up in horror.

I have very strong opinions about video game sizes

#darndoodles #yeen

Sunee? More like Pretee am I right?

One kitty, please.