° oi.
be fahkin' noice . °

the depressed kid pretending to drown himself in the shallow end of the wavepool type beat .

° orright, mates.

none o'tha' .°

° it's mac'n'munch time . °

the drowning log that is krok remains frozen, face down in the water.
bubbles seep from his mask and pop to the surface slowly before.
death rolling four rapid times; his silent tantrum in the water.
he instantly stands up in the water now, high above any possibility of drowning .

it's absolutely killing krok how these wr*ckers keep getting put in the most absurd and lethal situations possible, yet somehow survive.
floating face down, ramrod straight, in a river like a log.
he's . Thinking .

the average therapy session for krok. pretending to be a dead body .

° starstorm is an absolute angel o' a minimech woo 'as nevah done anythin' wrong in their woole entire life, swear on mah bes' mate, i do. as sweet as seared shrimp on the barbie. °

not looking up from his therapy numbered coloring of crocs swimming in a lake. almost done shading the lake in...

° the only thing tha's scavengeable from those yobbo squishies is
More
mental illness, an we already gort ourselves enough o' tha' o'ready, mates . dorn't go anywhere's near them, ya'hear me, cranks ? them's are dangerous wahters .°

° ourh ?
.... wrow :} .°
immediately sitting in the rocking armchair slightly diagonal from the tv, knitting alligator mittens for the crew as he watches & judges everyone else's knitting

DOO NAURT.
ENCOURAGE THIS . °

° NAUR .

....
♡ krok :} °

° neow, let's naurt get ourselves in a tizzy, starstorm is one of teh greatest Tetris Virtual Entertainment System playahs o' Teh World.
oi know. they told mah! so, clearly, neow- if muy amazin crewmate ain't havin' any fun.. this is a mistake!!
on Yoour* part 🫵

.. fix tha.
.. hotmail me back.

° scuse me, mate, but- if ya could- err.. insert proper professional pronouns ere,
@ tetris. teh Virtual Entertrainment System.
wouldjamind maybe..
..lowerin teh difficulty?
see, mate, you're- you're upsettin my crewmate rioght propah ! an tha's a naur can do.. please @ hotmail me back
♡ krok°

° bomb them all while teh bloody blokes are huddled lioke teh no good boirds t'ey are,

piss o'pisses ... teh whole bloody lottuv'um . °

° die, wr*ckers, die 💚 °

happy crocodile tail wags.

hopefully whatever is contained in a glitter bomb is lethal !
( what the hell else would be in a glitter bomb .. ) ( does he know what glitter is .. )

° which one is teh chicken an' which is teh jocke ? m'confused on teh meanin' now... mayhaps misfire has.. led me astray with his constant mentionin' o'itt... sporadically ..
... wit'no deriveable.. sensical meanin'... tha' i can sort .. 💧-

° i reckon a chicken jockey is like onuvvo'those medieval blokes tha' ride tha' horses !
those long-legged majestic creatures with the hair like a Sheila! buhut- insteadah riding orses,
. . they ride teh bloodah chickens 🙀⁉️⁉️ !?!? 💥💥

personallah, ratha unethical soundin ta me..°

° well, tha'll be cause io'm ugly 😷 °

° yea 😷 !!!

° well, tha'll be cause o' my mask, mate 😷! <- mask emoji. i ave been recentlt told o' their emotive prowess ! 🥦<- vegetable

° by my bloody oath, mate, i do believe tha's wots called a
' smile ', meant to soothe ratha than spite ! ya make it seem lioke we dun'doitt... which we doo!! jus' lookitt misfire's pearly whites ifya want a rioght prime an' beaut of an example ! °

° ...... °
all these autobots are making him.

antsy.

green crocodile tail swishing.
... he's keeping his crew close.
... the semi-emergency meeting shall be held shortly.

sending out the semi-emergency alert of the semi-emergency meeting being soon-to-come .

° hol' a quick second, mates.
. . .
tha's our lil' storm.
tha's our lil' star !!
I TOLD YOO, I TOLD YOO .
WE DUN' GIV'VUP ON OUR CREW.
THA'S OUR STARSTORM RIOGH'THERE. I CAN SEE 'EM WIT'MY OWN TWO BLOODY OPTICS

STORMIE ! STORMIE, MATE, DUN'GO ACTIN' SHY ON ME!
hug y'krok 💚°
scaly arms out

° sun shines all the tiome, long as yoo keep y'spark spirits up, cranks . c'mon, mate. y'got- wot's tha? ten ? eleven new people w(h)oo wanna be
y'mate . make good on 'em, aye? s'only rioght . °

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