Yoooo I got a new phone and forgot bluesky existed for a whole year lmao sorry, but I'm back now!
Still caught somewhere between being a proper professional person who is mindful of my public interactions and being an absolute menace with no regard for my digital footprint 🙌
@reuters.com I just read an article on your site stating that "Turkish Cypriots withdrew from shared government".
Fam, an openly racist fascist called Nikos Sampson literally forced us out in the coup you referred to as "brief" wdym. We did not withdraw by choice. Your article smacks of bias.
I think it takes a great deal of humility and self awareness for Hugh Grant to acknowledge that continuing to play the charming love interest would be creepy anyway so he might as well make a horror film
WHEN are girl in red & Emei gonna collab so I can die happy?
The image is taken from the perspective of a human sitting up in bed. The human's right arm is visible. A large dog is laying on the bed with a paw over the human's arm, and is staring at the human with wide eyes and a sad looking face.
How the hell am I supposed to go to work? 😭
Imagine spending every day of your childhood listening to and performing ABBA songs bc both your mum and your primary school music teacher were obsessed, and only noticing the Swedish accents at 27 years old
English boyfriend asked me to try a crisp sandwich and I humoured him
It appears that taking something good and making it bland as shit remains a current English behaviour
I wish I was a Rosa Diaz or a Darla but I've grown to embrace the fact that I am a Leslie Knope with Amy Santiago tendencies
I'm going to stop apologising for my enthusiasm
I've been the manager of a talking therapy service for 2 months and the IT guy is already testing my patience.
It normally takes at least 6 months into a new job to start getting pissy w IT.
Can't say I'm please about this record breaking event tbh
Oh I guess I never mentioned I got the job 😂 I'm a general, weeeee!
I just had my first interview ever for a ✨️senior✨️ role and I didn't absolutely shit the bed.
I'm honestly just proud of myself for holding it together and not crying, I don't actually care if I get the job at this point lmao
Fuck Lin Manuel Mirana for getting a song about pubes stuck in my head tbh
I studied Spanish for 9 years I can't even pretend it's not what it's about 💀
Thank you so much! My aim with any health related writing is to be as inclusive and unbiased as possible and I know infant health is often a minefield of debate, so I'm really glad that came across. I appreciate you taking the time 💕
I've been told to promote my work more so:
my.klarity.health/breastfeedin...
In all seriousness I'm v proud as it's my first foray into medical writing, but I feel this platform is probably the best place to ask for feedback so writers, editors, pls, give me all ur tips!
#Writers Medsky Reprosky
We've gone from Keir Starmer standing for nothing at all and not even being able to pick a campaign slogan to now quite firmly standing for...genocide.
Would you describe this man as the right person to lead "the party for the people"?
Are we sure he isn't a Tory plant?
Idk why it's controversial to suggest that murdering civilians isn't cool.
Idk why it's controversial to point out that Israel and Hamas have both been doing so for decades.
Idk why everyone is insisting on picking sides of a fight that can have no winner.
The most fascinating shit I ever studied was how the nervous system develops in-utero and I wish I was more of a biochem bitch so I could do more in that area but ya girl is turning 27 and still cannot balance an equation
What I *really* don't understand about cishet men is their unfounded belief that their depravity is some kind of secret. We all had guy friends or cousins growing up. We know you're gross. Stop lying about it.
My cousin just told me she has an "exclusive fwb" and idk how to tell her that she has a boyfriend...
Started antidepressants 2 weeks ago. They're working! It's sad that not being permanently irritable & moody is so unfamiliar to me, and many things in my life are Bad™️ atm, but I'm currently just feeling grateful that these little pills exist. Today I am not depressed, and that is enough for now.
My only contribution to the almond debate is that almonds are gross and you're weird for eating them whether you're vegan or not (and apparently they hurt bees so stop it)
Cba for therapy today
Just wanna stay home wrapped up in a blanket and watch police interrogation videos
This app is doing its job in that I now find all other social media UNBEARABLE. There are so many idiots, and it feels safe here. I think I'll stay.
Image of right wing social media influencer, Sneako, looking horrified as young fans repeat sexist and transphobic rhetoric back to him.
I want to do my PhD on this facial expression
I love my boyfriend dearly but I'm honestly grateful that he's hungover on his birthday this year bc cancelling plans is my fave thing to do and I was not feeling going for a riverside picnic in London's cloudy moist arsehole today
Tempted to make a poll and let the internet decide what my PhD topic should be bc I am no closer to picking one myself
“Honey, I’m pregnant”
[holding back happy tears]
“Hi pregnant…I’m dad”
I feel like I'm waiting for something important to say to make my first post here, so let's just get this out of the way so I can start sharing every thought I have to the internet again