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Posts by Greg Dennis

I was in 10th grade when they were voted in.

Not sure how they came up with pink and blue, but I have a theory about how they decided to include purple as an option.

And then, regardless of the outcome of the vote, they had to make a bunch of all the dyes, so they made minis to use the loser.

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But what if I can't find a feverish person? How will I fry my egg?

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Your right. It's Coco Krispies. But in my defense, I had just woken up.

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If you put it in the air fryer, you get cocoa puffs.

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Wait, did you COMMIT that?! Great. Now we have to roll our fake passwords. There goes the rest of my day.

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Given the state of the US, bad luck would be an improvement.

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The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

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This is a war based on lies

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Like magic!

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So when AI has replaced all the junior software coders of the world and the senior ones retire, who will be left to “fix” an AI when it runs amok? I feel like that needs to be addressed before we just let AI program itself.

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Please... IBC all the way.

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I think we're safe for now

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An old Life Magazine ad from 1940 animated by Studio Spud using Moho software (2D vector animation).
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Tread lightly, Shen. This here is @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social's turf.

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Yeah, the more I listen to your podcast, the more I find we align on a LOT.

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Good start. Let's push for dropping that "over 5M" clause.

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Do you have a "worst apis" list? I think I know of a couple contenders.

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That is the most 70s photo I've ever seen.

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It's okay. Last weekend I went through 6 different minor versions of JsonSchema.Net.Generation getting to get the Roslyn source generation to build code that compiles.

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Epic

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read more comics: safelyendangered.com

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Perfect egalitarianism divided by zero. The universe implodes.

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.5 transparency / .5 self-interest = 1 trust

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@beetlemoses.bsky.social, you got mentioned in this week's @thatsabsurdshow.com. I think you have a comic to create...

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That was beautiful. Thank you for sharing.

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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

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However what makes a moon pretty is not the description, but whether and how forcefully the presenter clears their throat before speaking. No clear = ugly moon.

The goal, then, is for the judges to convey this criteria to everyone only by judging everyone's moons. People catch on, and it's fun.

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You start with the judges getting up in turn and describing a moon. This is the template:

"Moon, moon, pretty moon, with two eyes, a nose, and a mouth."

The judges then decide if you're moon is pretty, and to what degree.

You can vary the description of the moon as much as you want.

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