KING

Please do, winter is getting me way too cold

"you think that stinks? Catch this! BRRPPOTRBT"

if reptiles don't fart then why are big gator men ripping ass so hot?? wouldn't make sense, ergo reptiles do fart

Terms and Conditions: 2 slots available - slot 1 will be chosen from Bluesky entries, slot 2 from Discord. Entries cannot be made on both platforms. Bluesky winner gets priority deciding which position (submissive/resisting) they take. Both winners can choose whether they want to be clothed, naked, wearing a particular outfit or latex drone suit, which style of mask they want (partial or full), text or icons on visors, etc. Non fart alt included, sweat/musk/alternative gas (pheromones etc) versions optional, dialogue optional. Lots of stuff can be customised if both parties agree! Winners will be selected at the weekend using a picker wheel, backup selections will be made in case of any issues. Please have some kind of OC reference ready! Please refer to my standard commission ToS for guidance on do's and dont's during the process. Thanks, and good luck!

FREE ART RAFFLE AT THIS HOUR? HOW CONVENIENT

Prince Rykorius is back and he's treating two lucky subjects to a long night of huffing royal buttfumes~ 💨

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Gotta offer him lots of sake and tempura, both of which always make a storm in that gut~

I was thinking of going but wasn't sure, buuuuut you just convinced me to go for it

I do like me some farts yes yes

Always a fun time doing that~

Chugging a protein shake and I'll gladly do it

Dawwww thank you so much man! You're one of the very few people that makes me enjoy RP! Loved our convos and competitions alike ;3 <3

Welcome to Tooters! The service may stink, but the food doesn't! 🧡💨

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Hope you feel better soon man, had the same last evening and instant noodles mate it marginally better

Sorry king I can't hear you over my ass being very vocal about how great your work is

Right?? It's so motivating imo

That latex rendering is juicyyyyy

Destroy me? You'll have to blow up a REAL storm if you wanna break the best filter out there!~

I still keep going back to it because there's nothing alike that scratches that itch, it's so good <3

Those need very accurate treatment!

I love physics engines 🙏

And anyone who isn't on their beastly level of thunder is seen as a plaything, they would gladly stuff your face under their loincloth any time they got one brewing~

What I'd give to live in an orc tribe that takes pride in their gas.....

Thank you! It's an old one that's still my favorite <3

It's orctober! Go support your favorite orcs by complimenting their farts ;3

The tiddie window~

and then you hear a bassy gurgling and the jeans start ripping.....

You'll be tasting it if you get close enough ;3

Great post 🙏

Well if you just had beer and beans until your belly is straining and you're on your own in a sofa, there's nothing else to do but let all the gas roar out while you're dozing off ;3

What's his occupation though?