Overheard @puppydoggaming.bsky.social from across the room narrating it's plays in a limited match cast a 2/1 with flash and saying "She Am on my Bush til I Vip Her" to nobody in particular

A discord screenshot of me saying "Computer, download cock for lorelei rn". There are 3 "!!" emoji reactions and 3 emoji reactions of Heathcliff holding a nuke

You can't leave out this part

If we're mutuals and you don't ask for this I will simply assume you hate me

Alright I did this, if we're mutuals and you wanna follow feel free to dm

If I made a second account that I only gave out to mutuals who dm'd me for it can we collectively agree to pretend it's private and not reskeet from it until they finally add privs, please don't make me go back to twitter for this

showing him why he’s lucky he’s a card

If you know any twinks who want to suffer feel free to hand out my number

I'm glad Timmy didn't get Best Actor not because he didn't deserve it but because I enjoy watching twinks suffer

Thinking about becoming the type of bitch who makes my bed every morning

put a white boy onto wilco got him drinking outta mason jars

No disrespect to Mary Oliver about that whole Wild Geese shit but you actually do have to be good

💀💀 vs Living End, I thought I had good hands but combo of things not lining up and flooding meant I couldn't get there, so it goes

🧬🧬 vs Simic Cub, opponent mulled to 5 both games and I kept good 6s, it was not particularly close

I'm addicted to casting Lightning Helix pt 2, a Super Sunday 🧵

I never finished this thread but the important thing is I did not qualify but I did spend my evening playing hotel lobby mahjong which was so much better

Running it back 🧬🧬 vs simic cub in some extremely not close games

🧬💀💀 vs landfall in an extremely tight 3 that went to turns and lost to ba sing se off the top 😭

🧬🧬 vs dimir control, opp was very nice but never stood a chance, at one point in g2 I was at 8 life and ended the game at 23

I'm addicted to casting Lightning Helix, an LCQ thread 🧵

Eyyyy I'm milwaukin here!

huge news gang. i found a way out that isn’t through. wish me luck (i return 5 months later covered in infected scratch marks with half my hair torn out) ok so you’re not gonna believe this

FISH POEM Stella Sacco My best friend in Catholic grade school, Tony, Lived on one side of the highway to Pittstield And between the sets of lanes, Set deep down a sharp incline, There was a little stream Running from one corrugated pipe to another And when I'd come visit we'd cross the road And we'd climb down And we'd get our hands and shoes wet And we'd hunt for cool rocks. But one day we found a big fish instead.

It was in a pool slightly deeper and wider Than the rest of the stream And we were mystified. It was big, much bigger than we figured A fish in a stream that narrow should be. Not that we had ever seen a fish there before. It was alive and so still That we were able to reach into the water And stroke it And feel its slick scales And so we sang songs to it And we called it a gentle giant And it didn't swim away And we thought it was a miracle And we wondered where it would go from there And we went back inside.

The next time I saw Tony I brought up our gentle giant And he looked at me with a sort of bladed pity And said "It was dying, dummy." He explained he had talked to his mom And his mom had said The fish came from somewhere else And had gotten stranded in that stream somehow And had nothing to eat anymore And not enough room to swim And the reason it didn't swim away from us Is because it couldn't swim away from us. It couldn't swim anywhere. We were the giants, not the fish, And we had played with it As it was dying.

I got sad. Maybe it was able to go downstream, I offered. Tony countered with a "How?" For which I did not have a great answer. But I just think If I was dying, As l am every day, I would like someone Who thought I was miraculous To touch me And feel my soft skin And sing to me While I went.

Fish Poem

I would win the Jeskai mirror in two games. Shiko resolves. They feel like they're drowning. Flipped Gwen out of the graveyard of course they can't counter it. Jeskai Revelation sucks kill yourself. And Aang transforms. You're dead for day two. You've been dead for day two since you were born.

Evil Instagram reels, be a dear and look up renter unfriendly hacks for me, will you

locked in pro tour at 11-3-1 :)

A screenshot of a drafted post by Sophie that's over the character limit. The post reads "Oh my weekend? I've been feeling the call to adventure so I'm going to travel into the unknown where I'll probably face challenges and temptations until having a revelation where I confront my own death and rebirth, haha. Yeahhh, then I'm planning on going through this whole process of transformation and atonement during my return, it's going to be like a whole Hero's Journey, you know? Anyway, your thing sounds fun too man"

This must have been the only one I was not there for then because I swear you drafted ever time I was watching

Sophi not draft ancient tomb challenge imposible edition

Mahjong Wizard