signs on ikeas ceiling one with directions to checkout and another that says “something for everyone” and a picture of a hot dog and a vegetarian hot dog

Messed up and took the small car to Ikea, I thought the thing I needed would be rolled up. Alas, now I have to go back.

Still trying to find it. But I’ve been side questing it up and collecting $$ so I can try to afford some of this expensive armor 😂

Lobster bisque is excellent 👍🏽

A couple of years ago everyone was all “listen to Black women,” and yet no one seems to actually do it.

And when you have kids - and don’t try to have kids late, stop at one or try not to have one of “each gender” - the frustration induced convos don’t stop when u do have kids.

As a parent. I 100% support people not having kids. I didn’t want kids for the longest and I intentionally have them now - and it’s ridiculous how people bend over backwards trying to guilt/explain/bargain with you to have kids if you don’t want them.

I say give it 10 days since that’s how many days JS was written in.

Yess! I claim that Barbara energy too! That’s accurate 🤣

I love picking out stock photos for our tech mailing list - it feels like it’s the little cherry on top to a nice write up. 🥰

I cannot remember celeb names for the life of me - I’m always googling people in conversations and immediately forgetting them it seems 😂

_arbitrary number_ month sleep regression - if you have no idea what that is… I love that for you!

Seriously!
Open app - audibly sigh because every other message is about that dude.
Close app- and eventually forget.
Open app… rinse and repeat.

So glad I finally have AC in this 100 year old house!

A pot of risotto in progress on the stove

Happy Risotto Day to the sparkly Dutch oven I saw on tik tok and purchased immediately ✨

today is great day to create something, to fill the void with a piece of yourself that wasnt there before and to push back against the darkness. you can create a song or painting or sandwich or a walk in the park or even a MOMENT. use this mighty power to defy the cosmic nothing

Screen grab from Saturday Night Live sketch about Mom Jeans

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there!
Go follow a Bluesky (child, pet, plant ) mom today!! Because everyday we can celebrate we should 🎉

The husband nonchalantly hands me my switch with Zelda already downloaded and on the opening screen and then he just keeps going about his day like he handed me a snack or something. Such a funny love language- but I’ll take it.

I think I found out about these around the same time as garlic sprouts and you need them in your life!

Sea beans are so good! Right next to pea vines on the imaginary ranking system of vegetables in my head.

Love these! Seriously one of my favs.

Dang I just missed a cute play kitchen for $20 bucks. These are the best things to get at a garage sale. You don’t have to put it together and it’s a fraction of the price.

Also seen but not pictured. A whole table of steer skeleton heads.

Antiques sat out at a garage sale and some pretty scary looking dolls and high chairs

Things see on garage sale day 😬

It’s garage sale day in our neighborhood with over 400 garage sales listed and it’s also supposed to be 78° of pure sun beating down. It’s usually one of my favorite days but I’m not sure I’m down for chaos this year.

Yea same same

Loving this family growth 🌿

Photo of Non Sign II - a reverse billboard art installation at the US Canadian border

Thinking of Non Sign II

I need their new vinyl stat!

I agree 🙌🏾