#kashpatel #OMFGHAHAHA #icanteven

In a separate interview, the dogs said: "Look man, I know we eat our own vomit, but we STILL have standards."

Well, we have a gibbering, pants-shitting insane clown dressed up as President.

I'm waiting for the Stargazey Pie edition.

Hold on to your potatoes, Short Round.

I just want him to pass the dutchie down the left hand side.

27 years since the world changed forever for American kids but the idiots in power continue to do fuck-all to stop it from happening over and over again. 14 years since Sandy Hook and America decided elementary schools were free game, too. Why not shoot 'em young, when they're harder targets?

Am I the only person who is NOT stoned today?

Just make sure you wash it every day.

Now I'm hungry for cooked apples.

a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting at a desk with a microphone on his head and says ok and you are ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting at a desk with a microphone on his head and says ok and you are

Does anybody actually "do" actual in-person friendships anymore? I'm tired of meeting people, & exchanging social media addresses, & then having them treat me like I loaned them money when I pop up and say "Hi, how's it going?"

Star Wars Luke: "What a piece of JUNK!"
MST3k Luke: "It STINKS!"
Servo: "Smell it and see if you agree."
Crow: "It smells like a wrestling match!"
Joel: "It smells like that stuff you put on throw up!"
Gypsy: "RICHARD BASEHART!"

#mst3k #starwars #richardbasehart

Mike + The Mechanics - Silent Running (On Dangerous Ground) (Official HD Music Video) YouTube video by Mike + The Mechanics

In keeping with the "Silent Running" theme...
R.I.P. Billy Drago #silentrunning #billydrago #mikeandthemechanics

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i17m...

Mr. Made-For-TV hippie man here from "San Francisco International" (the answer my friend is "blow it out your ass") also had a role in "Silent Running" which was one of the inspirations for a TV show called "Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Red Jumpsuits ARE the future, my dudes. #mst3k #cliffpotts

Ugh. I need a day off from politics and their ugliness. Today just may be a "random facts about obscure movies that nobody cares about" kinda day. I mean, it IS Sunday, let's keep this shit HOLY, mutherfuckers!

(but first, coffee)

Dan Ewart is running for State Rep in Michigan.
Dan Ewart doesn't know the difference between consensual sex and rape.
Dan Ewart is belittling rape victims over on FB.
Dan Ewart is garbage.

#Danewart #MichiganStateRepresentative #rapeacademy

Aqua Tofana was invented for a very specific reason.

I feel sorry for his socks, how stiff and yellow they must be.

Is it true that Uranus is big and gassy?

#berniesanders #elonmusk

Darkness and filth. No better description of the Trump administration.

Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ that is teaching men how to abuse women and evade detection CNN exposes an online network of men encouraging each other to drug and assault their partners, and swap tips on how to get away with it.

This is why we choose the bear. Bears don't deceive, manipulate and lie to you about their intentions. www.cnn.com/interactive/...