It should be against the law for Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick to look this good. #goldenglobes

Teyana Taylor: "To Paul Let-Him-Cook Thomas Anderson..." But seriously. The way "One Battle After Another" has just reverberated through my brain for a week. #goldenglobes

Sure as the sun will rise, I will log into this app at the start of awards season, just in time for the Olympics, and then retreat back into hibernation. Happy #goldenglobes night to all who celebrate.

My toddler has started requesting to hear “Burning Down the House.” My work is done here. I’ve peaked.

Everything Millennial Is Cool Again JNCO Jeans, big hair, “Sex and the City” and recession pop: Peak Millennial is back and the era’s trends are taking on a new life.

A hearty LOL at this news story about how trends come back around after 20 years. Who knew?

(But yes my ego forced me to click because lately scrolling TikTok has felt like an attack.)

Middle age is knowing an after-dinner walk set to “Kid A” will cure me.

Middle age is being really proud of the exhaustive email you just sent to procurement.

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Hot tip: I do recommend blasting “Decepticon” in your car while you collect yourself to face the day. Loved this episode of Song Exploder.

Seriously, why do I have such a vivid primal memory of watching this as a child?

I'm so charmed Laura Dern and Isabella Rossellini, wearing blue velvet, are sitting side by side. #oscars

If the reason you go long is that a lot of people talk warmly about their feelings and other people's work, it's fine with me.

Paul Tazewell's cravat and brooch combo is so breathtaking! #Oscars #costumedesign

My hot take is that Ralph Fiennes truly deserved an Oscar for his performance as Voldemort. He had to bring to life something that was unspeakably scary and evil and nailed it. He studied Martha Graham for movement inspiration. C'mon, what more do we want? #oscars

Andrew Garfield's stylist understood the assignment, which I assume was "Tom Ford 90's Gucci but THIRSTY." #oscars

My first Oscars on Bluesky. The vibes are different, but surely must be better than whatever bot comment chaos I'd endure on the other app. #oscars

it is clear what Sesame Street needs to do at this critical juncture: have Lady Gaga come on and sing a version of Abracadabra called “Abby Cadabby”

I saw the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by Sharepoint permissions.

The absolute highlight for me.

We read a selection from “Still Life with Woodpecker” in our wedding:

“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice.“

Gather round for the next episode of As the Pound Turns, featuring elected officials also serving as city administrators!

The amount of peace I have when I remember the Internet Archive is here for us. (And needs our support!)

“I think genre is a cold word to keep us in our place.”

Beyoncé has given you permission to not ask for permission!

I have been so struck by how small our world is. Although I didn’t directly know anyone on this tragic flight, I know 3 people who did — including someone whose child lost so many in her figure skating community. It’s a sobering reminder of how connected we are, and the ripple effect of tragedy.

This literally reads like an AIM away message.

Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

My New Year's resolution needs to be a ban on signing up for any new email newsletters because I read them about as frequently as I read The New Yorker despite my best intentions.

I hate how they have their backs to the crowd, too! It's so weird.

In my fuzzy memory, the true heyday was like, Christine Lahti running from the bathroom and Robin Williams just riffing to fill time.

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