I got a puppy thinking it'll allow me to meet women who'd want to pet him. He's now a very unattractive dog that nobody wants to pet and I'm stuck cleaning up after him for the next 10-15 years.
*squints at plant*
But it wasn't a weed plant? Disappointing.
Flu, in particular, is famous for never affecting soldiers.
This epitaph goes hard.
Eton mess is the pudding of the gods.
Graffiti clad building with an altered street sign reading Grafalgar Lane.
Lol
Beach and sea with a pier with fairground rides
Blue Monday....
Blissful sauna on the beach. Went in the 6c ice bath, which made the sea feel relatively warm....
Yes, son, things will absolutely go back to normal after she births your child....
This is how we do it: ‘I’ve been pregnant for almost our entire relationship’ www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Fundamentally, I'm going to be either: ooh baby you're so fine or: my friend and his boyf think I'm a fucking minger. Could go either way...
Ageing: the condition of becoming less serious about all you were once far too serious about and more serious about all that you once undervalued.
The present no longer lasts long enough to be a setting. All fiction is either science fiction or historical fiction.
I've been saying this for long enough that even this statement itself is no longer true. The future doesn't last long enough either. All science fiction is now retrofuturism.
In danger of unlapsing my catholicism
Gay friend is considering introducing me to a chap, one ground included being that we are in a similar zone looks wise. I am now consumed with morbid curiosity as to what that actually means.
Charges of what?!
Relatable.
Bhatti by name and by nature, clearly.
You just can't get the staff these days....
Watched Akira this evening. Mystified by a) what happens and b) why it is cult / canon / whatever.
I have, over more than 30 years of teaching, asked people more times than I can remember to ponder why Western societies fought for centuries to have "democracy" in politics, but lie back and let "business leaders" behave like tyrants.
Hen party in pink cowboy hats and pink shades. Going out on a limb here, but probably not lesbian. #brighton
Good news and bad news from this morning's Parkrun. I achieved a personal best. But was comprehensively outrun by a hen party with the bride-to-be in an inflatable pantomime horse outfit.
Love this time of year in the UK when some of us are in shorts and others in full winter gear...
Lesbian hen party just cycled past on a beer bike dressed as firefighters. The season has begun! #brighton
We don't read Willard Price any more and there is a reason for that.
Unrelated note, it's so great when your kids are adults.
Turns out I could have gone to the social at the co-working space because "leaving London around 3.30" has suddenly transmogrified into "arriving in Brighton around 8.30". FFS.
