Well it better be a cookbook

So wonderful in Day of the Jackal

Hope vs Hate … it’s gotten much simpler.

Melania clearly not being friends with Epstein

If Trump is really playing 5D chess, he should completely understand and accept the calls for his impeachment

Hand him over to Iran, perhaps

Marc Elias will be all over this one. @democracydocket.com

Exactly how he treats women. Just take anyway even after being told “no”.

Not surprised. They use Spiral to plan wars, fall for phishing scams and let their private videos be hacked out of their accounts.

The single most likely consequence of starting this illegal war and they’re acting like they were completely blindsided by it. Unbelievable irresponsibility and incompetence.

“You call this a holiday? Two weeks in a cellar under a lightbulb?”

Mostly crickets from the Republicans. They’re pathetic.

The Epstein Files haven’t gone away either

Love how in A Fish Called Wanda, Tom Georgeson plays George Thomason

I guess he’s found who to blame for his own mess - Netanyahu. Nobody from NATO wanted to help him and end up being blamed by Trump.

I knew I was being dumb. Thanks.

I’m probably being dumb, but Reform’s vote share in 2024 was 14%. That would have given them 91 MPs under PR instead of the 5 MPs under the FPTP system. Not enough to win an election I admit, but I still feel better off.

He must hate democracy

Three of the differing opinions are his own.

He hasn’t read them. He’s just been told he’s OK. (Spoiler) He’s not

You have to take Trump’s insults the same way as insults from any other dementia patient.

His hands are rotting off his wrists. Now his head is rotting off his shoulders.

It's officially Dathlu!!

@punchitsue.bsky.social is here to tell you all about it!

They’re the ones who turn up to vote, find out they can’t and shrug it off like it’s just one of those things.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social

Explain why Europe would accept us in a customs union when so many other parties would take us straight back out again. I agree we need it but I don’t think Europe wants to do meaningless work for nothing.

Deflection away from the REAL cause of the UK’s problems - mega-rich taking money out of the country and not paying taxes, not immigration, which is a benefit to the country.

Can’t you guys just PRETEND not to get along - even for a little bit? You all being friends is no drama at all.

Many Happy Returns, Ben. You are the best of us. 🎂

It was one of those occasions where I wanted to say “everything will be fine”, but didn’t just in case everything wasn’t fine. I’m glad everything was fine. Good joke too.