Why has this air force plane been circling in Iraq for over 2 hours?

When they had a waterbed, the people living below them drowned.

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Ooopssssyyy

You will never unsee it😳😳

Survey— what is worse?

Putting on a fresh coat of nail polish & then having to pee before it dries?

Putting on a new pair of tights, and having a run in them immediately?

Driving to a restaurant when you’re hungry just to find the place closed?

I agree. However, as a congressman he was able to help hold the first Trump administration accountable.

Just like I liked Bill Cosby’s comedy, until we know what he fucking did.

If you think this will change their minds, you’re mistaken.

How many members of Congress wanted George Santos back. How many of them are holding Gonzales accountable?

And don’t forget the big one. Donnie Von ShitzenPantz himself.

That is what a sensible adult does. As much as I like him as a member of Congress, this is the right move.

But of course the GOP will keep this going for months.

Congratulations!!🎈

She should get an actual degree & be allowed to take the bar exam

I would have believed you more if you spelled it “pooping”

Not the same result as when he visited Pope Francis, but I’ll take it!!

It all depends on what Biden does!!🤡🤡

🚨🚨🚨WE’RE BACK🚨🚨🚨

Open mic tonight at the Dive Bar & Grille with The Beard of Pittsburgh & the Comedy Mom!!

Friends, you know the routine: request a spot below, or sign up in person at 5:30!!

Can’t wait!

So he’s already noting that a lot of his administration committed crimes?

If he goes after Greenland, or makes imminent threats, the other NATO nations will step in & will charge him with war crimes.

Thank god Trump was able to negotiate the cease fire

Come on out this Sunday night for some FREE comedy!!

After 80 degrees here yesterday, we’re back too 48! Time to pull out the opaque tights to stay warm!!

I have risen!

Might as well just toss us a softball. Too many jokes!!

Trump Won’t Say How U.S. Would Respond If Iran Harms Missing F-15 Pilot: Report

www.huffpost.com/entry/news-l...

Probably just charge Iran more to get into the new ballroom?

He might as well just keep signing Executive Orders since Congress doesn’t want to do their job.

I’m officially declaring myself eligible for the 2026 NFL Draft!!

BREAKING: Iran President Pezeshkian releases a lengthy public letter addressed to the American people ahead of Trump's address, defending its actions, denying it poses a threat, and blaming the U.S. for escalating conflict—while warning that continued attacks will deepen instability and resentment.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with a certificate on it . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with a certificate on it .

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🚨🚨We’re back by popular demand 🚨🚨

Out next open mic is officially scheduled for Sunday, April 12th, 6-8 pm @ The Dive Bar & Grille (North Hills) hosted again by The Comedy Mom, Zoe Eadie & The Beard of Pittsburgh, Greg Malenky

It was great the first time!! Let’s try to make this one even better!!

🚨🚨We’re back by popular demand 🚨🚨

Out next open mic is officially scheduled for Sunday, April 12th, 6-8 pm @ The Dive Bar & Grille (North Hills) hosted again by The Comedy Mom, Zoe Eadie & The Beard of Pittsburgh, Greg Malenky

It was great the first time!! Let’s try to make this one even better!!