Will Smith from Fresh Prince saying "how come he don't want me man?" and getting hugged

When you find out you're blocked by a Bluesky admin

I know it's hard for kids to understand, but at the time GoldenEye on Nintendo 64 had incredible graphics.

Absolute real one. 10/10.

Poster for the Natalie Portman movie Where The Heart Is

Similarly, the ravenous demand for "Walmart Baby Movie" was incredible.

I worked at Blockbuster when the trailer for Vertical Limit came out. You can imagine my confusion when a woman came barreling into the store and promptly yelled at me "I want the Horizontal! Where is the Horizontal!?"

Absolutely no bullet touched that man's ear.

Sean Combs had several notable people killed.

There has only been one Andrew WK and he really loves fucking with people. I do believe he has an unnamed creative collaborator.

Downey as Doom just looks like Griffin Newman.

There are panty droppers and then there are PANTY DROPPERS.

Agreed. My only issue Friday was the guy standing in front of me coked out of his mind who would not shut up. I moved and had a great time.

Band plays on outdoor stage

Special appearance from @rustymk2.bsky.social for a Funkadelic cover

Ska band on an outside stage

Johnny Socko reunion night #2
#skaandprowrestlingaretheonlylegitimateformsofart

#ska
#indiana

I would like to see a Mad Max movie where everyone is nice to each other and acts friendly. I think it would send a good message.

A ska band plays on stage

Johnny Socko reunion
Night 1 in Bloomington
#skaandprowrestlingaretheonlylegitimateformsofart

I talked to him after the show and he was extremely lovely.

I was just standing at a crosswalk next to the man who wrote this song. I'm about to see him do a solo show. He was wearing headphones so I didn't bother him.

Yeah, I started to get back into it in college in the early aughts but it had advanced so much and I didn't have the time to dedicate to it

A group of pro wrestlers congratulating the new champ

Look, they're friends!

By the time I got to high school, I stopped building websites. I wonder what life would be like if I hadn't. Maybe I could have been Myspace Tom.

I had a Foo Fighters fan page in 1996, before the Foo Fighters had a website themselves. At the time, *all* band websites were listed on one (!) single page on Yahoo.

Bluesky status report reading “We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos”

Mike D: only rock
all: JEANS
Mike D: never rock
all: CHINOS

a man is playing a guitar and singing into a microphone on a stage while fireworks are exploding in the background . Alt: a man is playing a guitar and singing into a microphone on a stage while fireworks are exploding in the background . Green Day

Wake me up when the month ends, please

Scene from the street with a hotel covered in giant letters that say THIS IS MAY.

NO IT'S NOT! NOT YET!

One of my favorite tropes in wrestling 🤼‍♂️ is when all the good guys come out to congratulate another good guy. It's fun!

I like how they used the logo to cover up his neckussy.

Ted Cruz a cat girl confirmed

A boy rides a scooter on a paved path next to a street

I took this picture of my kid riding his scooter to school this morning. It makes me incredibly happy.

My wife kept her Italian last name and our son has her last name because there the last ones in the US (there's a few in Argentina and not many back in Italy). Them having my name isn't important. I'm not ashamed of it by any means, but there's enough of us egg salad -eating honkies to go around.

My father-in-law's first language was Italian and didn't really know English when he started school. Whenever he speaks to family in Italy, it's the vocabulary and cadence of a five year old boy in the 1950s. They find it HILARIOUS.