He only brought shame on himself

Why should his wife feel humiliated? The humiliation is all on him

Eric Swalwell's political career died so fast it's like JD Vance endorsed him.

It sure is a strange way to distract us from the Iran war/Epstein files 🤷‍♀️

Pet jingles are a thing, right? Right?

The best Ad in human history😃

Intergalactic history, even!

Agree 💯 👍

Iran hits back on social media.

“Are we there yet?”

Same for people who leave their plane seats like this

Not at all. A compliment is a compliment and nothing more

Wonder why.. 🧐

The US has shot a lot of things, but shooting its own foot is its biggest mistake

I was gonna mix a tape, but then I got high.

Nope. He gets it. He just doesn’t care. In fact, he revels in it

*puts on lotion

*tries to turn the doorknob

[30 minutes later]

fuck it, this is where i live now

Is he saying his time is running out?

Americans will have their access to the internet cut next

I thought he was always pissed 🤷‍♀️

Everyone hates the springbreakers

Does the US hockey team represent the worst of us?

USS Measles

“Da” Yoop color?

He’s the very definition of “cool, calm and collected”.

I am so the asshole here 🙂

I’ve always felt that the word “by” was redundant. Otherwise 10/10

I followed a similar path and every word rang true

Andrew, the man formerly known as Prince, is happy to see someone is having a worse day than he did yesterday