i could definitely be the guy on the hockey team who just stands in front of the goalie

REVEREND: And now, the couple has elected to write their own vows. We’ll start with the groom

GROOM: [clears throat] WHAZAAHHHHHH,

fully expect them to cut to the post-game handshake line in the next 30 seconds

is this Utah Mammoth vs. Vegas Golden Knights playoff hockey game only occurring in the 'heated rivalry' universe

i get the entertech jingle (if that’s the word) stuck in my head once a month; i knew better than to even ask my parents for that shit

E1 - Daft Punk: Robots With A Human Touch Spotify video

featuring the god COLE CUCHNA of @dissectpodcast.bsky.social superfame, dig his rad new season on DAFT PUNK now open.spotify.com/episode/61lF...

genuinely amazed i was not arrested for this

Radiohead — “All I Need” Spotify video

e41 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on radiohead's "ALL I NEED" and doubles as an apology for that time i played 'hail to the thief' for a classroom of fifth-graders and asked them to draw pictures open.spotify.com/episode/0AYa...

well that was normal

amazon prime: at least the NBA OT "technical difficulties" music is super funky

OH NO, TOILET

the PEPSI FAN OF THE GAME graphic popping up as the dude's trying to start a brawl is one of like 10,000 perfect grace notes here

"no no, you have to google 'hipster RUNOFF'"

bless you, keith, truly, for the kind words, and for remembering the lede that famously caused my mother-in-law to say, "i really like that thing you wrote, although i didn't understand any of it"

"interpol opening arena shows for sombr" is not a great start to the week TBQH

DOOT DOOT

A man who truly loves shows it with these 13 actions in his marriage - MSN msn.com › en-us › entertainment › news › bela-lugo... Bela Lugosi terrified audiences as Dracula; as Béla Blaskó, he fled Hungary's communist uprising, leaving behind a life of danger and heartbreak.

Men: Never forget that women want you to prove your love by doing the simple things, such as fleeing a life of danger and heartbreak during Hungary's communist uprising before going on to terrify audiences as Dracula

are the gold wheels standard

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several lines in that song do make way more sense now

good thing i am not paid to ostensibly analyze pop songs

i thought she was saying "we could have sex on different floors of my actual house"; she is not

i just got the joke of sabrina carpenter's "house tour"

was once New Amsterdam.

G I N O C E A N

i almost dropped a book about steely dan in the urinal at the bob dylan show and i spent the whole show debating which one would write a better song about it

bless u, buttadeus

should i try to pronounce the word "circuitous"

yes, i realize now that episode 40 probably should've been "tell me when to go"; oh, well

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