Screenshot of Audra McDonald at the London Palladium with view of the audience singing captioned [Audra McDonald hits a high note]

Likely thing for her to do...

Famously Sauron's eye never missed any intruders upon his land

John in a blue and pink shirt lettered shirt saying “empathy is cool, actually” on a black background and I’m standing behind him pointing to the lettering on the shirt

Important PSA from @scalzi.com and his hype man (me): EMPATHY IS COOL, ACTUALLY

"...The signature line on the check just says 'wife?'"
"Yes. I am wife. Take wife's money for radio."

It turn out she has a name, which is weird.

Thank you, Connie Ballmer.

Anyway, our public libraries deserve more support. Let's fight to ensure they receive what they need to pay library workers fairly, to do the necessary capital repairs/upgrades, and to afford lots of books and other resources, and to offer programming.

Good night everyone. #NationalLibraryWeek

A porcelain dragon wrym body with a human baby’s head that has a horn and red eyes. It also has two red butterflies on it

Saw this today. Sad I could not afford it. This is 109% my decorating vibes. Poor demon dragon baby you had to stay behind.

When you get caught being a useless alcoholic on the job and have to appease dear leader to save your job.

Watched a guy run a red light on an electric scooter while taking a selfie. That guy trusts people in cars a lot more than I do.

Open an email to a friend. Describe to them as colloquially as possible the thing you’ve been trying to write, but can’t. (You do not have to send this email.)

I'm so out of patience with this kind of mockery. Yes, progressive language is jargon-y and occasionally irritating. You know how long ago that started? Roughly the dawn of time. So be irritated privately. But whining about it is like discrediting a picket sign because you hate the font.

If your thing is inventing demons on the left in order to depict progressivism as some kind of disease, go be a Republican. I think Beshear is basically a good guy, but this kind of self-credentialing is pandering trash.

The Democrats are the biggest spam problem in my life

Most wholesome mention of the Epstein Files you’ve ever heard youtu.be/wUZoSxEkFYI

This is crazy. Just open-air larceny.

The literal constant reactions from the woman behind me at the theater tonight convinced me that she had never seen a play before or perhaps not any sort of fictional narrative.

Thanks, AI slop site, for showing what I'd look like with an actual jawline, a smaller nose, and eyebrow grooming!

The preliminary injunction follows a temporary restraining order issued by Judge Troy Nunley of the Eastern District of California. An appeal is likely.

NEW: A federal judge has issued a preliminary injunction blocking the merger of Nexstar (Fox31) and TEGNA (9NEWS) while an anti-monopoly lawsuit proceeds.

Colorado AG Phil Weiser (D) reacts to today's decision by a federal judge pausing the acquisition of TEGNA (9NEWS) by Nexstar (FOX31). Weiser and other Democratic attorneys general sued to stop the deal on anti-monopoly grounds.

The folks in charge at 9NEWS let me write a 30-second love letter to Colorado, the power of journalism, and finding common ground with our neighbors. It's been an honor to do this job here for the last 19 years.

Oh damn

a group of people are dancing on a stage with the words look around look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now .. Alt: the Schuyler Sisters in Hamilton are dancing center stage surrounded by the ensemble as the stage revolves and singing “look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now”

me, thinking about how Erika had a whole master plan for world domination involving the legacy of Saint Charlie cementing her, TPUSA’s new tragic widow figurehead, as both the GOP’s new reigning kingmaker AND Mrs. Vance the 2nd, and we get to watch it crumble a little more every day before our eyes:

Would you like some cheese?

and they only passed this law because video stores were going to out the porn-rental habits of Supreme Court justices!

Movie poster for The Winter House starring Lili Taylor and François Arnaud. Her image is softly imposed over images of trees and he’s in the foreground more solid but smaller.

My François Arnaud era continues. He and Lili Taylor are gorgeous in The Winter House.

Life comes at you fast

​A screenshot of a four-paragraph article excerpt that reads: ​Jenner also spent a lot of time talking about how much she loves President Donald Trump, noting that she has his personal cell number and that he and Melania have personally called her. She voted for Trump in 2016 and 2024. ​She revealed that at a recent visit to Mar-A-Lago, she wrote a letter to the president, asking for his personal help with a problem plaguing many trans Americans right now: the loss of their authentic gender marker on their identification. ​“Now we're going too far to the right, you know, with gender markers,” she said. Jenner revealed that when she renewed her passport, it came back with an M for “male.” ​“What do I do? I can't travel internationally anymore,” said Jenner. She said so far, Trump has not responded to her letter, and she’s chosen not to call him.

Caitlyn Jenner complained to Tomi Lahren that her passport gender marker was reverted back to male and it has inhibited her ability to travel. Trump ignored her letter to him about this. Despite this, she says she still loves Donald Trump.

they're gonna fuck around and coin a new "Obamacare" — a term they think is derisive, but secretly reveals how beloved the policy (and the politician) is with the broader public