Is your day job researching podcasts covering centuries of war crimes and genocides in horrific detail?

Pick up the nearest book, turn to p.42 and post the second sentence:

"With one swift and pracised movement, Ford reached under the towel with his No. 3 gauge prising tool and flipped off the small plastic panel on top of the robot which gave access to its logic circuits."

D Adams, Mostly Harmless

Love timeline synchronicity...

Leading up to the diving board?

...I've said too much. Ignore the above.

Shows what you know - I don't have my initials on my pocket, and the freezer here is full of...

Revelation: OP is 40 years old

The American media and education system has been excellent at brainwashing the population into accepting a presidency and believing it's the greatest country in the world. North Korea vibes to it all.

Tell me you're sending your kids to private school, without saying you're sending your kids to private school...

Two deer

Is going to the funeral with a copy of your CV taking it too far?

Sure Vlad, you're teaching Ukraine "some well needed humility"...

Indeed not, I was going for a Terry Pratchett quote about "seamstresses"

He calls his penis Mr Tinklepee
How he got syphilis is a mystery
Perhaps he managed an erection
With a lady of negotiable affection

They're the very best Take That cover band

Did a similar joke when working in a school, teacher in charge of timetables was ex Navy. We had red and blue weeks, I told him if we got stuck in between we'd be marooned...

Sid James?

I'm sure they'll love going to Wigan

Stone baked or seeded?

Does this only apply to new clocks? Or does it also work with...previously owned ones?

Happy Easter!

The sadmin can be so heartbreaking, I remember from helping Mum deal with Dad's death and how some businesses were very helpful and others uncaring. Stay strong and be silly when you're ready xx

OP would love going to La Rochelle's rugby ground. Rows start with A at the back, the seats are numbered odds or evens either side of the aisle - so you get 2, 4, 6, 8 one side and 1, 3, 5, 7 on the other.

Wayne's World - Bugs Bunny YouTube video by gurucaleb

Are you Garth from Wayne's World? www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dj...

Don't worry, in twenty years time all the authority will rest with the generation brought up by YouTube and iPads

Well, you chose to work in a nuclear power station - and after that first gutbuster set off all the evacuation alarms, you're lucky to still have a job

They've just gone to raise a lynch mob, be back soon

Working fine here in UK on Chrome

Got worse for the Met at New Scotland 0.9144m