"Thoughts and prayers" - every Republican after every mass shooting, ever.

Here he is as a plumber.

Since trump says that pic depicting him as Jesus Christ was actually him as a "doctor", here he is cosplaying as a plumber. ⬇️

This is how a prepubescent-minded, dementia-riddled brain thinks. Everyone who disagrees with him falls under the exact same categories in his mind, so he repeats them in every post. He literally uses the same words, no matter who it is or what they do for a living.

After watching today's Budapest celebrations, I think we all need to invite JD Vance to visit all swing States here in the US before midterms, so hopefully his magic will work on us as well. 😁

Hungary is proof positive these lying dictatorship-loving assholes' days in power are numbered, and that people worldwide are sick of authoritarianism.

Poor little baby trump soiled his Depends today, as his glass ego shattered in pieces.

7 months from now, the blue tsunami arrives. 🌊🌊

Trump's cognition includes automatically registering young men for the draft - something he dodged FIVE times, thanks to daddy.

Oh, the irony.

Centrists like her won't work.

If you want to fix things, you have to lean in the opposite direction, not hug the middle.

That & white men's egos can't handle a woman in charge, as we've seen.

Find me someone who CLEARLY states their #1 priority is holding this Epstein Administration accountable.

Iran negotiations:

Trump: Open the Strait of Hormuz, or we'll bomb you back to the Stone Age!

Iran: How about we give you a 10-point plan in which you give us everything we want, plus the Strait?

Trump: Deal! See America, this is why I'm the greatest negotiator ever! Where's my Nobel Peace Prize?

You're back on Twitter? Thought you were done with it.

Great way to summarize trump.

Are you officially done with Twitter? Saw your account is gone.

That feeling seems to be spreading.

Christians have been warning everyone about the antichrist for years and years - and when he finally shows up, they support him. Without reservation. Happy Easter.

Let us pray.

Lindsey Graham's new favorite sport.

No Kings ❌👑

I'll be using my black Sharpie and will cover it on every bill.

It's not the SAVE Act.
It's not the SAVE America Act.

It's the Save My Orange Ass Act.

My all-time favorite No Kings protest sign.

Congratulations to Emily Gregory and Brian Nathan for flipping two congressional state seats in the heart of ruby red Florida to blue tonight. 🔵🔵

Best of all, one of them took place right in trump's own backyard.

Yes folks, even his own neighbors are sick of him.

Keep the blue tsunami coming. 🌊🌊🌊

We actually live in a world where Iran's media is considered more reliable than the POTUS' social media.

Thanks, trump.

This Robert Mueller tweet is EXACTLY what the world will be saying when it's this asshole's time.

This Robert Mueller tweet is EXACTLY what the world will be saying when it's this asshole's time.

A 5-time draft dodger just called NATO "cowards" for not wanting to help clean up his mess in the war he started.

Every accusation is a confession.

0.00196% of athletes are transgender.

0.0000001% of votes come from undocumented immigrants.

This is what MAGA obsesses over.

Fuck the voter suppressing SAVE Act.

At this point, the war in Iran has gotten so bad for trump, he should consider releasing the entirety of the Epstein files to distract from it.