Fun fact: about 80-90% of a grizzly bear's diet is plant matter, they are significantly closer to being a vegan than most humans.

Wall Street Journal headline: "Alan Dershowitz: Why I'm Becoming a Republican"

Higher acceptance of sex crimes, same reason as everyone else who announces this

The more and more I talk to people I realize: Git is one of the best things ever invented, and we should always encourage everyone in research who uses a computer, especially students, to adopt it

Xteink X4

I know I'm hopping on a bandwagon here, but this thing is super cool.

Anyway, you can tell who is a patron of the monkey mechanic by whether it takes them ages to get their car fixed and they keep being cagey for some reason about which mechanic they use. Also their car always stinks of monkey shit.

Your car breaks, some asshole runs a stoplight, etc. Someone just smashes a headlight.

Problems one mechanic can easily fix, are completely insurmountable by the other.

Things that one could fix in a few minutes, would take ages and literal tons of monkeys for the other

Imagine there are two mechanics in your town.

At one, the dude howls incoherently while letting a bunch of rhesus monkeys bang on your car with rocks.

The other mechanic is a normal guy, who actually knows how to fix cars.

Your car breaks, one of these guys will get it working faster.

I just assume this is a feature of the school shooter type, of which these guys are all extremely vivid examples

Four bunnies play cards around a table, using red checker pieces and some acorns as chips. They are in a small parlor, and one of the bunnies is nibbling his cards.

Daily bunny no.3295 is feeling lucky

They are still relitigating the last election instead of currently laying the groundwork for winning the next one.

And all of the candidates who need non-white supremacist, non-ableist, non-transphobic votes are very busy bashing the marginalized & disenfranchised.

That’s how you lose again.

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

your regular reminder that the cheaper the client the worse they are to work with, let them pivot to AI tbh they deserve each other

Check out the blowtorch hot dogs

Angine de Poitrine ❤️ Cute Moments ❤️ compilation YouTube video by Spectral Snail

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Lm...

There are now Angine de Poitrine fan cams

fur displacement test YouTube video by madcatlady a channel of fake stuff

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcy...

Fur displacement test: meow meow I am a cat edition

im realizing the xteink thing is clicker training me into reading

Grizzly Bears: Apex Predators with a Plant-Based Preference Grizzly bears are massive animals that must eat substantial portions to hibernate for the winter. But what specifically do grizzly bears eat?

a-z-animals.com/animals/griz...

Fun fact: about 80-90% of a grizzly bear's diet is plant matter, they are significantly closer to being a vegan than most humans.

I posted about spacecraft knots in 2012! Well, I edited a post by knot tyer David Fred:

www.planetary.org/articles/201...

Age vs Techno Was Never a Fair Fight… This Brutal Set Proves Why YouTube video by The Last DJ Nick Hayes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=STh7...

This is extremely dudes rock even if there's just one dude hanging out in his back yard

POV you're the third member of Angine de Poitrine YouTube video by ROLI

www.youtube.com/shorts/v9eDG...

POV you're the third member of Angine de Poitrine

The Jerusalem Cross is a symbol of the Crusades. Disingenuous people argue it’s “just a representation of Christianity and not bigoted”

But we all fucking know the Crusades was about massacring anyone that wasn’t Christian.

Pete Hegseth has a HUGE one tattooed on his chest

It’s a symbol of hate.

Tom Steyer: What is the symbol he draws on his hand? Tom Steyer's scribbles have historic significance - and a murkier modern-day meaning.

TIL that Tom Steyer has worn the Jerusalem Cross on his left hand since 2017.

(cc: @mitchellatencio.com @jackjenkins.me)

www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

Got exactly one citation and ignored by several major pubs covering the official Microsoft post here, looking forward to Thursday when they get to do it again when token-based billing is announced ❤️

Judge orders release of El Gamal family from Dilley ICE Center The family has been detained since last June after the father was arrested and charged with attacking mostly Jewish protestors at a Boulder, Colo., event.

The El Gamal family will be released from ICE’s Dilley camp after ten months of imprisonment.

A mother & her five children have been held for almost a year.

The mom is dangerously ill, the children are sick & traumatized.

Public pressure helped get them released

Keep fighting to close the camps!

*looks at calendar* well well well

Also like. It is true that I can log on to my fediverse account (@bruno@azhdarchid.online, if you're interested) and see all the people I follow and their posts. The only way I know about mastodon.social getting ddosed is by seeing it posted about... on bluesky

Alô artistas, se vir isso, poste um cachorro

It’s so funny when the vet writes a prescription for my cat using my last name. Like, what, you thought we were related? Do we look alike? This is just a little guy who lives in my house and eats my food! I call him Mr Banana but that’s not his real name or anything!