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i have to underline the reason WHY people think crime is high is because there's a massive propaganda machine dedicated to making them think that.

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Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. 

An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. 

Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. 

Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end.
Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago

Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. 
Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.

Text: We invented the condom before steel.
Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it.
Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE

Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?.
Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago.

Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
Image: A barley field.
Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago.

Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

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Lol

And my I even say; lmao

Great news tbh!

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Use your Gunt to make him worse :V

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For Future Use:

(Fr though this comic is really fun ๐Ÿ’š)

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The Hookup - Page 18
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14 hours ago 1721 248 50 5

Sounds like a great time bro!

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I wish I was cool enough to try at least once to know what itโ€™s like tbh

(We did try some gummies once, but they tasted AWFUL and did NOTHING lmao)

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My ratsona, Moose, lounging out after a hard days work

My ratsona, Moose, lounging out after a hard days work

OC Spotlight!

Name: Moose

Species: Rat

Age: Same as me at any time!

Pronouns: He/ Him

Orientation: Gay

Class: Wizard

Vocation: Wizardry Content Creator & Freelance Spellcaster

#OC #Fursona #Wizard #Moose

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I mean it *is* the day for it :V

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๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

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Raffle prize for @neitotiger.bsky.social of their OC Merrik being topped by Olivalor!

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Hell yeah ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Happy 4/20~ ๐Ÿƒ

Dimitri drawn by @melvudrago.bsky.social! ๐Ÿ’œ

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Bro!

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Woah, dude, this strain is going right to my dick! Letโ€™s kick back and take a big whiff... Bonus points if you donโ€™t cough and you keep it in as long as you can take it...! At by @malyrn.bsky.social huffaromas.com/products/haz...

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Good Boys get scritches โœจ

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This was originally just meant to be a quick coloured sketch of the adventures of Theron and his friends in Avernus (the first layer of hell in the Forgotten Realms) for my art book. I guess I went a bit crazy with the colouring, but it was really fun to finally do more art of this campaign!

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Murray learns more than she bargained for while investigating the belongings of House Tachonis, while Bolaire and Hal are caught in a crime they can't explain...

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Love himb ๐Ÿ’š

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I still love this smelly loser.

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WIP

Toxic immortal yaoi where they fight and make each other pets for centuries ๐ŸคŽ

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21 hours ago 147 16 2 2

I havenโ€™t seen the show

But a weary looking man covered in blood?

Incredible sex appeal

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In a nutshell. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Okay I say this as a fan of both Buffy and itโ€™s spinoff Angel; so take my bias into account

But I rewatched both last year and they honestly *still* hold up incredibly well!

Like thereโ€™s a reason Buffy had such an impact on pop culture - and the reason is the show is actually GOOD :3

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See also: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I got into that show in 2010! Because it was still being aired!

Even today people know *of* it even if they never saw it.

Sometimes I remember other shows from back then that no one ever talks about

Because having that sort of appeal is RARE

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โ€œSo the reason my channel does well is that not only do I go into the minutiae if how each component works, but I also try to have fun. So in a way you could view what I do as edutainment. Furthermoreโ€ฆโ€ [ramblings continue for several minutes]

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