GOP - *gerrymanders*
DEMS - hey stop that no fair
GOP - *gerrymanders even more*
DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue
SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*
DEMS - *start gerrymandering*
GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭
Apparently you can get drunk on the job, sleep around, be awol and incompetent as long as you have a penis.
Here’s some discovery!
The world’s richest men “have clearly left the world of consequences behind,” Noah Hawley writes. “Their actions are only ever judged by themselves.” Here’s what Hawley learned about the ultra-wealthy at Jeff Bezos’s Campfire retreat:
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
Oh look more trouble in maga paradise. I wonder if Jimbo Banks will take Buckley back now that his Dad isn’t fully on board with the “antichrist.”
For the first time in decades, consensus broke at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. The United States cast the lone “no” vote on a document aimed at improving justice systems for women and girls worldwide. Misogyny is the official policy of the US under Trump.
And then merching the crap out of it to maximize the grift.
This is very compelling! Pete Buttigieg just gets it. The sheer humanity in this clip is why I like this man so much, everyone should watch it!!
It is now confirmed that we have addicts and alcoholics running the Dept. of Health and Human Services, the Pentagon, and the FBI.
What could possibly go wrong?
👇🎯 Yes but it needs to go further:
- No shadow docket
- No clerks
- No building
- Riding the circuit
We can debate necessary structural reforms like more seats & such. But first, immediately, the next Congress needs to strip these Wizards In Robes of every perk & power not explicitly in Art. III.
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
I got a letter from hundreds of U.S. career diplomats who were FIRED before Donald Trump's war with Iran.
You won't believe what they had to say.
ALERT: Scott MacFarlane reveals new court filings showing Trump may receive a taxpayer-funded payout from his IRS lawsuit — while the DOJ also moves to return taxpayer money to pardoned January 6 defendants.
Your tax dollars could be going directly to Trump and those involved in the Capitol attack.
Skin of an alien?
Happy Wednesday
i can't help but think about 10 or 11 years ago when conservatives insisted that obama was uniquely anti-catholic because his administration thought that catholic-led orgs could just fill out a form if they didn't want to cover contraceptives in their health plans for employees.
Yay!
This is Washington Post columnist Marc Thiessen
He just called on Trump to assassinate the Iranian delegation.
1. This is a war crime
2. Wash Post is now state media and promoting war crimes
3. Why are you still subscribed to them?
Yes, inviting you to my platform: www.qasimrashid.com/subscribe
The Last Supper.
"I'd like to gavel in today's board meeting of the American Medical Association...."
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...
He's not well. He's never been well. He's never been more unwell. He will become yet even more unwell.
It's Congress's job to remove him, since the Cabinet won't. And it's our job to send people to Congress who will be laser-focused on doing just that.
👉 georgeconwayforcongress.com
Summary: Trump is now attacking the Pope coz he’s a lunatic pedophile who cannot handle the shame of losing the war, our allies and the American people.
Pedophilius Moronicus is bigly mad at the Pontifex Maximus for insisting on the teachings of Jesus.
(Democrat does bad thing)
Republicans: We condemn this.
Democrats: We condemn this.
(Republican does bad thing)
Democrats: We condemn this.
Republicans: Your guy did it too.
Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation
So this “Christian” administration is praising Allah on Easter and threatening the pope? Religion is confusing.
From a post:
“Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.
So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”
You all have that “friend”.
The one you don’t trust.
The one who covets your stuff and is always asking to borrow money.
The one constantly pulling you into their toxic drama and getting you in trouble.
The one you should have walked away from years ago, but you feel bad coz they’d be all alone.
