The coolest part about Maui was all the white boys that look like Captain Ron. I went on a snorkeling tour and I’m not sure if there were 3 or 4 dudes working the boat, they all looked like Captain Rons.

this website has the juice today

a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord” close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.” the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”

amazon and anthropic announce an ouroboros dick sucking session

instagram: we're adding cpap content to your timeline

me: as a bit?

instagram: sure, buddy. as a bit

Steve Schirripa with a sub sandwich and Weiner dog

Important Italian-American update

Crash Bandicoot ass boardwalk

These things happen

The version with freebird audio on this was best.

zackeryatlas 12h The degradation of society: 1. Celebrating the k!lling of a CEO 2. Cheering on warehouse arsons 3. Making heroes out of people who attempt political violence You can be outraged at the system and still not glorify violence. These aren't wins. This is a society losing its moral compass. [Coming from a liberal btw]

I don’t know how people keep forgetting that workers rights were entirely written in blood and the capital class had to be threatened with violence before they agreed to things like 8 hour working days and 2 day weekends.

Maybe you should shut up

Braised lamb shank seared on the grill first. Red wine/beef stock reduction from the braising liquid, chive mashed potatoes and baby bok choy with chili crisp

the "not burning down a walmart" crew in shambles

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

this would be an amazing way for It to happen

energy crisis is stored in the balls

MaMa raising her hand out of a bath while under the effects of Slo Mo in Dredd.

Something I really miss from 80s/90s movies are made up superdrugs. “They call it Skeez. It’s like triple strength cocaine and black tar heroin and it gives you kangaroo strength.”

At least we had Dredd.

Copilot Entertainment Cheese

first guy to fart was probably like lol hell yeah

What Star Trek meme or still best describes the current political moment?

Iran as it successfully resists American and Israeli aggression and continues hitting targets around the region

This mf said anals

1997 I was working at the CIA. The director called me in. Now I'd never been in the director's office before. I'm sitting there with no idea what he wants to ask me. He says, "John, have you heard MMMBop, by Hansen?"
l said, "Yeah, of course."
He said, "We're gonna kill the little one. The drummer."

welcome to bluesky,

first you suck out the curds and then you use your prehensile tongue to extract the succulent nutmeats