Bubz sells them at his bodega. I think the brand was Flowbee.

Do NOT borrow money from Bubs. Seriously, his rates are usurious!

don’t speak
I know what you’re thinking

Roses are redska
Bluesky is now bluska
Mickey Mouse is introduced
By “mee-ska moo-ska”

I see movie and television characters from Rick & Morty, Star Wars, and Aquaman. Lovely way to combine fantasy and sci-fi genres by ornamentation.

Brains are so funny and gross. You're telling me a hunk of cholesterol that mastered the art of electricity is capable of love?

It’s a sparse quarterly zine. I’ll send you the FAX number to subscribe when I get off work.

Let’s play a guessing game. I call it “mud or whatsit?”. The shovel holder gets a scoop of either brown glop. The guesser has 30 seconds at 2 meters to inspect then guess. If right take the shovel by the handle and it’s your turn. If wrong you must step on the scoop and the next guesser is up.

The title should be a part of their disheveled uniforms like Boots or Caps.

You play a clarinet bigger than me? Impressive.

The King of Town has all the food and he’s not sharing. I’m going to be working double shifts for a goodly while.

Why not both?

Are you aware that your home is infested with baby tigers? Please call someone for help before you are overwhelmed with cute and cannot stop smiling.

Wait, avenging (retribution for someone wronged) your enemies means they would come after you. That is, unless your enemies had other enemies as well who wronged them. Then I would like to join you in gleefully watching monkeys attack!

My JBL live free 2 TWS have been solid. They do fall out with a lot of jaw movement and aren’t great for video conferencing if you’ll be speaking a lot due to randomly dropping out of your ear.

Flying, diseased, and angry monkeys. 🤔

Sounds like voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party. They do not discriminate. If you have a face they will try to eat it.

But it is almost over. Why would you ask for like 1/3 of a day? I’m very confused.

Learn something new every day. This opinion had never occurred to me before reading your take.

I’m down with that

Made me blow on my screen to get the hairs off.

I was protesting and they sprayed people with pepper spray. When they got to me they switched to carpet and upholstery deodorizer. It was very humiliating and I went home.

Can you do that doo doo that you do so well?

May I borrow your jest to repeat to The King of Town? He is sure to chuckle hardily at hearing such bawdy humor, winning me several “brownie points”.

I’m as confused as you are.

Not A.G. Old Man for our state who sometimes falls asleep while giving remarks to the court, are you?

Yes, I can!

Hello, good sir.
*waves shovel*

Today is going to be a crappy day.
🪏💩

Does that mean I am not real? I’m so confused.

I have blown air through my nose in short puffs after being humored reading your posts on multiple occasions.