@rossbryant.bsky.social
Swing revival as the messiah prophesised 🙏🏽

Afroswing - Wikipedia share.google/AIu6MyOByuaa...

I hate that "vintage" means everything before 2020 now

Honestly I'm actually pretty weak compared to other sri Lankans but apparently still on another level compared to the Germans 🤷🏾‍♀️

Sri lankan food: yellow rice, chicken curry, eggplant moju, Rucola mallum, pol sambol, parippu

Made sri lankan food for my white colleagues and I really thought I was making baby tongue version food, but then they tell me it was (good but) spicy 😔

econ 101 guy: capitalism isn't perfect but it's the only system that ever worked! without incentive there's no innovation!

capitalists: we're deliberately ending human civilization to protect the fossil fuel industry. we also hope to ban the research and development of competing energy technologies

I should make a "Europe travel guide for the aunties and uncles" where we visit every sri lankan restaurant (there aren't many) in every major city

I'm proud of you! Glad you had fun!

A thousand curses upon those who fool parents with AI

I want a neck tattoo.

Didn't they also have another name?

Was that paid TV? Don't know what that is! 😭

I miss coming home from school to watch music videos on Art TV

Is been awhile since a patient complained about my (perceived) age

Ma'am. You grow older and the doctors will inevitably look younger to you

It's sad that I feel safer walking through a crowd of meth heads in the park at midnight, than in bright daylight through a gang of sri lankan young men (of course they're blocking the path)

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

Arianna grande's white persona is disturbing and unsettling

Problem with western countries is how sunrise changes during the course of a year

Makes me think that I'm late cause of how bright it is outside

I don't think it's impossible to cook with your microwave, but you've got to know your microwave inside and out. You've got to be the microwave whisperer....

I love how in French conspirationist is "cons-pi-pi" 😂

I have to say, I don't live on this website like I used to on twitter back in 2014, but for now my feed has been pretty nazi free

I don't need to feel sorry for old, white, multimillionnaire men, but my heart goes out to Antony Kiedis for being the only member of the band who is of average talent and not a once in a lifetime talent like all the other members

Sneazzy - NON STOP YouTube video by SneazzyVEVO

For the curious: youtu.be/amCoytDegNA

He shouldn't have introduced me to "shisha bar music", cause I'm listening to this stuff very unironically

Gave a child stink face cause it was having a tantrum. It didn't get it. Continued the tantrum.

Médine - Porteur Saint (Official Video) YouTube video by Médine

youtube.com/watch?v=tHUp...

Religion is the opium of the people, thing is people consider opium, a religion

There's a middle schooler next to me with a laminated photo of Hannibal Lecter hanging from their bag

I don't understand generation alpha

The perfect volume on my earphones would be between "could be a little louder" level and "this is deafening", so of course it doesn't exist -_-

There's so much to do! But the cat has decided to sit on my chest, lick my nose raw and purr loud enough to wake the neighbours

I love my little city where the bouncers chase after you to warn you that there are masculine presenting folk that he just kicked out and warns you to take care in case they're in front

If need the type to cheat for you, he's the type to cheat on you