A LIVING FART FROM THE BUTT OF A LESSER GOD

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This is deeply insulting to letterers, one of the great unsung heroes of comics

Hekki allmo sister

Ladders being hastily assembled to board a small boat

Guys on ladders climbing from all sides to board a row boat

Masked attackers jumping off of bending ladders and getting cut down by Lone Wolf

Ladders being cut in half while the guys on the ladders fall into the sea

There's a section of Lone Wolf & Cub where guys with ladders keep attacking Ogami and Daigoro on a row boat and this is what comics are all about.

oh no, this is exactly what someone posts exactly one year before their egg cracks isn’t it

I’m not trans but walking around being called “sister” by a hundred women was oddly fulfilling

That second “true” ending isn’t gonna end itself

Finally finished 1000x RESIST which means I’m finally ready to start playing 1000x RESIST again

Conversely, at a bachelor party, my friend told a waitress, “This guy’s dad is a famous poet!”

Waitress: [looking like Oh God What Now] Did he write something I would know?

Me: [praying for death] Do … you read poetry

W: No

Me: [trying to apologize with my eyes] Then no

Me: [references my father’s poetry in class]
Student: Your dad? [rolls his eyes] What’s your dad’s poetry like
Me: Oh. Did you not know? Have I not mentioned that my dad was a kinda world famous poet?

Finally had our book club meeting about Haruki Murakami’s THE CITY AND ITS UNCERTAIN WALLS and I don’t think my uninterrupted 45 minute shouted rant about everything wrong with that novel fully conveyed my hatred

Hayao Miyazaki at GIBL headquarters, his fingers steepled before his face, demanding that Goro get *out* of the Eva

TALK TO ME (2022)

a black and white drawing of a girl drinking from a cup Alt: A girl drinking from a cup in front of a yellow background that fills the screen, white birds streaming a rainbow across it

Rewatching THE NIGHT IS SHORT WALK ON GIRL because what is life without relentless gleeful insanity

Why is every dvd amd blu ray in 5.1 Surround Sound? Does anybody actually have 5.1 Surround Sound?

A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’

As I keep telling my classes:

Numbers are the tool of the enemy! We do not NEED them! We will not USE them!

So here’s a thing:

As an educator, I can only write off $300 for expenses. You get an “educator deduction” of $300.

Meanwhile billionaires can write off private airplanes as business expenses.

I’m generally in favor of income tax but what the fuck

Just an absolutely masterpiece of an article about Sam Kieth, who was a masterpiece himself

I took too long to read Hellverine, and when I went to organize my issues there were two number 2s, etc—it took me way too long to figure out that the series had rebooted after 5 issues—and then even longer to figure out which one came first

Frustrating.

I wish I was joking

My department’s problem is, nobody wants to become Chair

It’s gotten so bad that they’ve actually brought up their standard suggestion for work they don’t want to do:

“Could one of the lecturers do it?”

To people outside of academia, it must be strange to see otherwise extremely rational academics terrified of becoming furniture, but we are all deep in our hearts terrified of becoming Chair.

Ditto

The flaws in a work are also part of what shows its humanity. A human made this, with all of their individual quirks and obsessions, and it bears that mark.

A gay student & a lesbian student in my creative writing class were complaining yesterday about how lgbtq stories are always about perfect, nice gays

I was like, “Have you read QUEEN OF TEETH?”

I was like, You people are reading the wrong genre

Still Wakes The Deep - A Workplace Safety Horror YouTube video by Casey Explosion

This one though? This is the video I'm most proud of, it took me a long time to get to the point where I was truly happy with it, but the structure and format? That's it! That's what I wanted to do this whole time, this is the Casey Explosion scripted video review I wanted, and it's pretty good!