why does he look like it's his first day having arms

I hate that I'm beginning to see your logic

they should do a 60 FPS theatrical release for the Bloodborne movie

Advertisement that reads: "You weren't supposed to see this. Closed alpha. AAA extraction shooter. Limited spots. Get in. 4 days left"

this ad is like if a restaurant owner approached me and was like "bowl full of broken glass. chef's special. dig in"

That also works! Phonetically identical as well

an endorsement from someone with sour patch kids furniture in their house is an easy add to my shopping list

everybody's had their 'sudowoodo' (pseudo wood) moment but I only just now realized that 'bonsly' is a sly bonsai. damn

sounds great. last visit my grandma took me & my mom to her favorite greek spot and my mom points to her dipping cup and asks "is this tzatziki?" and the most confused waitress in the world just goes "it's ranch"

added to the list, my grandparents live not too far from GR and their dining options are relentlessly white

a fine addition to the benstandingnexttothings cinematic universe

A digital color illustration of Wario facing the viewer, pounding his fists together with a determined facial expression

A digital color illustration of Captain Syrup angrily throwing a Goom at Tiny Wario with a shit-eating grin, who is leaping in the air with two bags of presumably-stolen treasure

wah!

#art

and the impending 'One Pace' style edit that brings it down to 200 episodes by cutting out Snake repeating lines from everyone he talks to

That's just proof that he's human

in 20 years my kids will be quoting Tails's dependency crisis from Sonic Frontiers or whatever

I almost made a thread about Pokémon Champions today, but then this comic flashed before my eyes. it could happen to anyone

in their defense they did say this edition was tarnished

I'm in early 2026 and Sonic Adventure 2 is still my entire personality

A digital color illustration of Wario standing on one leg with two arms outstretched above him, forming W-shapes with his fingers

A digital color illustration of Wario & Waluigi up to no good, probably. Waluigi is balancing on one leg with his tongue out while carrying Wario on his shoulders, and Wario is pointing screen-right toward new frontiers for mischief

wah?

#art

9 Wario Land sprite redraws, including an idle pose, Dash Attack, victory pose, Flaming Wario, Frozen Wario, Zombie Wario, Flat Wario, Puffy Wario, and a thumbs up Wario from Super Mario Land 2

wah

#art

Panel 1: In a comic depiction of a social media post by user dittoquestbuilder about Pokémon Pokopia, a player Ditto character with purple clothes & pigtails is proudly gesturing toward a lavishly-constructed house in a beautiful natural environment. The post caption reads “Welcome to my Pokopia town! It’s not much but it’s home :)”

Panel 2: Another player Ditto character resembling my self-insert is staring blankly at their Rotom phone Panel 3: My Ditto character looks up, lowering their Rotom phone Panel 4: In an over-the-shoulder shot, I stare blankly at my home constructed out of 4x4 field grass blocks and an ill-fitted rustic door

It’s not low-effort, it’s minimalism

#comic

quest name in I Am Jesus Christ

Panel 1: In a comic depiction of a social media post by user dittoquestbuilder about Pokémon Pokopia, a player Ditto character with purple clothes & pigtails is proudly gesturing toward a lavishly-constructed house in a beautiful natural environment. The post caption reads “Welcome to my Pokopia town! It’s not much but it’s home :)”

Panel 2: Another player Ditto character resembling my self-insert is staring blankly at their Rotom phone Panel 3: My Ditto character looks up, lowering their Rotom phone Panel 4: In an over-the-shoulder shot, I stare blankly at my home constructed out of 4x4 field grass blocks and an ill-fitted rustic door

It’s not low-effort, it’s minimalism

#comic

oh... I forgot about that then lol

Super Mario Bros.™ Wonder – Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park screenshot of a menu asking the player "Decorate the wiggler Topiary?" with options for No and Yes, the latter of which is highlighted. The W in Wiggler is not capitalized, because God is dead.

and while we're making mundane criticisms of Nintendo products, in Super Mario Bros.™ Wonder – Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park they forgot to capitalize the W in 'Wiggler Topiary'. a true blunder from the biggest brand language sticklers in the biz

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is the last movie I should be taking narrative issue with but I can't stop thinking about how their narrative solution to undo Bowser's mini status is for him to take damage. That's not how Mini Mushrooms work!!!!! He would die!!!!!!!!!!

rest assured, my slander comes from a place of love. I happily 100%'d both the SD & HD versions and beat Unleashed Project with libsm64. and I'd do it again

(i wouldn't do it again. eggmanland hotdogs are my personal hell)

Sonic Unleashed (or Sonic World Adventure) would have been a good globetrotty series finale if it wasn't...Like That

I don't think she even makes noises :'(