i love it when i'm mr einstein

An anthro dog with a black jumpsuit/ruff collar feeds a large dog inspired creature a mango. The dog has two gold collars and gold bangles on its tail, a banana-like creature is at the tip of its tail. Birds and snakes in trees share fruit in the background

Scanned riso of the banquet, printed with blue, aqua, yellow, and fluro pink at Outlet PDX :0)

what is this beast threatening my potted plant

time really changes you .. one evolves.. my most used emojis of 2026 are 🫩🌝🏃🏻‍♀️

just brush me hard twin

im the first true and honest quebecaboo

thought this tidbit on my semester review feedback was funny

literally me bc the bartender took pity on me and immediately made me a new one 💙

yeehaw

last week an undergrad in the silkscreen class i TA was close to tears because she was running out of time and had made a mistake on her assignment, so i loaned her a screen i already had coated, and this week she told me she cleared and recoated it for me and gave me a treat to say thank you 🥹

award for creepiest random ass instagram dm from a random guy's account goes to

lonnie come to montreal ...

oh my god it's such an improvement. i feel alive again

hello mr. handsome

i'm not gonna lie the bagels do nothing for me. asian markets here are fucking awesome, need to find a hispanic one next. also haven't yet sourced beautiful orange yolk eggs but doing ok without them thus far.. good chinese food is plentiful in my neighborhood which rules

i like that part too. i do that

hello earth by kate bush is a perfect song

first time at a burlesque show and i immediately spill my entire gin and tonic on the floor 💙

daylight savings just slapped me across the face and called me a bitch wtf

wrote the wrong platform had to repost. this would never happen on bluesky because 90% of bluesky is millennials

they're bullying me for being a millennial on instagram. i've made it

as an artist whose practice is naturally kind of solitary i feel 'parallel play' is the single most important concept in my adult life and it only becomes more evident with time

sounded fun for all of 1/2 a second before the mortifying notion of drawing myself with realistic facial proportions struck me down like a bolt of lightning

no no no. im not touching this trend this is a humiliation ritual

post brought to you by this cute linen dress i was contemplating purchasing secondhand and couldnt figure out what about it was making me cringe. its not the dresses fault

i know rationally and in my heart that there is nothing wrong with wrap dresses and many are in fact quite beautiful but i am so traumatized from being a preteen with big boobs who had no choice but to wear them that i see the style and instantly recoil in 90% of cases

shout out to the japanese guy in my ig dms who calls me monday-chan im never gonna let you into my inbox but your messages make me smile

took one look at the weather app and said ITS SO WARMMM!!!

inspired as always prudence anagram