that's just too bad.

it's time to CANCEL HER.

that would be ostentatious.

i simply choose not to.

same actually.

it being wholesome friendship of course.

pfft alien girls...

URF girls that's where it's at.

i was just there for the history really. sorry!

we're more acquaintances unfortunately.

superman's dog.

most of them are sunder tbf

that's ok, kit! you live & you learn. i just know the next one will reach its intended audience.

you missed out the punchline AND the setup!!

i've been stuck in here for hours with this strange small woman following my every move. it's not looking good. supplies are low. small itch developing on right ankle. slightly dizzy...

is he cute?

hmmm. not exactly what i had pictured but you'll do.

imagine, if you dare, a man

nope 👍

<— ALSO a normal alien and can do mad trickz

we have to find him before THEY do! the very fate of the universe could well depend on it.

kind of kills the mystique, doesn't it?

short for... [INT: 10] cassandra.

i was checking atmospheric conditions! come on, let's go and find... cassie.

only what i already have. the TARDIS. a vegan sausage roll. comfy socks. you know i find myself invigorated by this place.

i wonder who made it? and why? and if it even matters any more?

maybe *i* should get cards printed. something like

CONGRATULATIONS, your planet/hospital/power station/space ship has just been saved by 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. then put an interesting piece of trivia on the back of each one.

yes... yes i could do it...

oh... not long ago.

ohhhhh CASS-ie, of course, of course. i think she went out ahead of us.

( frowning at it. )

only i could be this irritating.

simple.

( she slams down her card. written in big friendly letters are the words 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. )

oh, is that good?

cassie...?