I’m applying to jobs because yes I need more money but also because my job is training me in something ion really wanna do 🧐

To those of you who sold out the Tahereh Mafi signing tickets at Y'all west within a FEW HOURS of them being released, your mom's a hoe 🤬 I'M HURT

I might be desperate for a new job, but I'll NEVER be desperate enough for a sales job. I do NOT have that dog in me. As if calling it 'account executives' helps NAURRR

"You’ve traded one name for another. Nikolai, Paris, Petros. Who are you, my brother?"
"Whoever I need to be.” #writing

I need you guys to think before naming someone Brian. Why would you pick that when I will always write brain first? No one thinks of lil ol me

College discussion board posts are a humiliation ritual. No, I’m not that excited about your detail explanation of x topic but I have to be for 100 words at least.

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Marriage is between a woman and another woman

You know how people say smiling helps them feel better, you know what makes me feel better? Randomly doing the middle finger. Someone pisses me off? Middle finger. Trump speaks? Middle finger

I’d love to write but being a part time student and full time worker bee is killing my time! Hopefully this weekend I can because my school work has lightened significantly ❤️❤️ hope everyone is progressing in their work though!

When I tell you my zen candle is working overtime!

Yes the American government is beyond awful. The art that’s being produced is even more important because of it.

I got a lettuce wrapped burger and I fear that the bread was the devil the entire time. I don’t feel bloated at alllll

I’m so woke I don’t think the young ho jokes are funny and rather a dig at women when the true incompetent group are young men

It is that good!!

Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.

All this talk about rewriting drafts…I just need to #write

I don’t even want Greenland! We’re actually cooked.

Updated my bio from "buy my book" to "buy my books" and it's just one letter but I'm pretty darn proud of it 🥹

Me after seafood boil:

Do any of your family members just lie? Like harmless, white lies but I’m like why? WHAT WAS THE REASON

My goal in life is to need global entry or PSA pre check. I go on a plane about twice a year, I gotta up that number

My favorite button during editing:

The writer // The opening lines of Heavy is the Crown, a tale of two cities retelling about exiled twins who masquerade as one man- the princess' guard. Falling for her was not part of the plan, however, because to take back the crown, they'll have to kill the Queen.

Feeling a bit overwhelmed by the technically feasible goal, pals, I gotta tell ya

You guys don't know what it's like to hear someone with the most annoying laugh, turn to you and tell you to turn down the TV because the newscaster's laugh is annoying. Mate, the call is coming from inside the house and your laugh is too loud to hear it!

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When sour dough starts tasting…sour

I've applied to 30 jobs since Wednesday (re: last time my job pissed me off). Don't play with me, I'm already one foot out the door

I gave my bestie a keychain years ago and I had forgotten about it. She let me borrow her keys and it was on there 🥹🥹 idk why that made me so emotional

Lil bit of this, lil bit of that

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more