guy name Marco who only wears polos

oh wait, this is weed paraphernalia. for a second i thought the onion (correctly) assumed i wanted to buy sickos-themed alligator clips for absolutely no reason whatsoever

LET’S FUCKING GOOOO 🥳🥳🥳

she schrei on my laut till i kannst

Germany used to be ruled by the Nazis so you’d think their pop punk teenage rebellion music would have really insightful lyrics about the nature of authoritarianism and control. but it’s actually about schreing so loud du kannst. still pretty good though ngl

comic/meme edited to be about the youtube channel Tor’s Cabinet of Curiosities girl tweeting: “i hate rationalists” tor parsons: “even me?” jolibee the durian: “whatd i do” thimble the doll: “am i rationalists 😔” sluds the shoggoth: “u hate me?”

he’s one of the good ones to me

the worst part is im american so my internal monologue is probably always gonna sound slightly american from a foreigners perspective. but i cant just point to a specific part of my tone or inflection that causes it to sound “american” and undo it.

trying to imagine how a voice without any accent would sound and becoming increasingly frustrated like i was an aphantasic person trying to imagine an apple

its kinda weird that prince is homophobic considering he dresses like that and also changed his name to a gender symbol. i bet nobody else has ever made this specific observation before

learning that Israel is one of the main suppliers of the fluoride that gets added to our water supply is like the Super Bowl for conspiracy theorists

also the other image used a pendulum to hypnotize her, whereas aperture science brainwashing technology is probably way stronger

one time i saw fanart of Chell getting hypnotized to show off her feet. I was pretty annoyed when i saw that image, because everybody knows that Chell’s main character trait is her incredibly strong willpower. however i’m giving this one a pass because it’s hot

not that anyone would have fell for that either

trump was lowkey stupid for saying “it’s supposed to be a doctor! not jesus!” when he could have just been like “it’s actually john the baptist” or one of the other bible characters who dress like that

maybe it was the url for a really good hentai doujin

i don’t even know who swalwell is. good for him i guess. or bad for him idk

"quite" is a great adverb because it can mean both "a little bit" or "a lot". so if i can't tell how good something is i can just say it's "quite good". is it very good? is it only slightly good? no one will ever know

you’re 19, you literally just graduated high school

not that being 21 is much better

if i never majored in computer science i’d probably major in engineering, but then i’d still have to design things that actually work the way they’re supposed to. but maybe the classes would have been less stressful

in high school i wanted to fuck the robots from portal 2 and now im 38 days away from graduating with the most painful and spine-crushing bachelor’s degree of all time. never be a computer science major

excellent. i will buy 10000000 copies

juice is so dave strider coded, i love him.

trump: a whole civilization will die tonight!
people on april 7th, 2026: stopped being born, aging, dying
trump:

He’s a pathetic, skinny middle-aged man who is objectively an asshole but has sympathetic reasons for being that way. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t try to fix him. *I’d* try to fix him.

Started watching The Venture Bros. and the animators seem to really like drawing Rusty topless and/or wearing a hospital gown. I just *know* this man has a small-but-extremely-dedicated group of tumblr fans who simp for him. It’d be a waste if there weren’t.

I also thought of those andrew tate/clavicular type guys, but they are promoting masculinity as a super serious form of self-improvement. Part of forcefem is “allowing yourself to be silly”, so my ideal version of forcemasc should be a little silly and goofy.

Something I’ve overheard about in trans guy circles is the concept of “roachmoding”, or presenting as masculine by embracing being messy and gross. I feel like we could be doing something with this.

My first thoughts are maybe incorporating an exaggerated version of 2010s-era tumblr misandry, or the trope of the “mature wife vs immature husband” in TV shows. The stereotypical “dumb jock” could be the “bimbo” equivalent. Or you could be forced into becoming a creepy sex-obsessed nerd for the dom

Some people have been complaining that while there is lots of forcefem out there, but not enough forcemasc. Part of the appeal of forcefem is the degradation angle, femininity is seen as something embarrassing for men.

To increase the appeal of forcemasc, we need to make masculinity embarrassing.

is my chest flat or is hentai my only frame of reference for boob sizes