i would hope not?!

any minute now i'm going to wake up.

that is a vagina, sir.

looking for tips?

i *happen* to have *thought* it was going to be *funny*.

do you just throw out books once you've read them?? do they TURN TO DUST IN YOUR HANDS?

at least my copy of bottoming for beginners is secure...

MY SIGNED COPY OF CANADIAN ASTRONAUT AND NEUROLOGIST ROBERTA LYNN BONDAR'S PHOTO ESSAY BOOK 'TOUCHING THE URF'!

AHHHHH I'M BEHOLDING FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

maybe this isn't such a good idea?

( immediately hands her a pen. )

i also have a *really good memory* for equations.

m-maybe just a hint?

i could change the course of history for humanity...

because i'm NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW!

WHY AM I THE ONE WORRIED ABOUT THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM

i don't think it's fair that you can just wear that to fancy dress parties and it's fine but i get called unimaginative if i wear my spacesuit.

no.

the doctor says—

DON'T SHOW ME THAT!!!

( sly voice. )

it's about the kinda strain you're taking. say, you're not a cop, are you?

YES! sorry- *yes*. yes it is. which is why we haven't cracked it yet.

happy 4/20 to ALL women

right right right...

well, have a nice rest of your day?

why?!

because it's a really complicated physics problem!

the word 'hero' gets thrown around a lot lately but

when you're not drinking?

too expensive. honestly the technology just isn't there. we're still stuck at FTL last i checked.

maybe for you, *my* problems revolve around saving the world.

yeah, with *real* problems.

hey there you go! we only have one noah on my planet, he's like, a really old famous boat guy.